To ask the most ridiculous thing your ex has said?

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Mine is this: 'sorry DS maintenance money didn't come through, I didn't get paid this month as my work has gone into liquidation' works for very well know aviation company which would have definitely been in the news had they not paid their staff and gone into liquidation Biggest joke was him texting DS (15) saying he couldn't stay with him that weekend as he was working overtime! So not only was he working for free through the week he was working extra weekends for nothing too!

I was doing some building work and had a skip outside my house. XDH reversed into it in his (huge expensive) new penis extension SORRY car. Apparently that was my fault and he was going to claim on my insurance. Twat.

I found a letter from my ex today begging me to come back in which he quoted Dr Who

Totally your fault @PurpleWithRed 😂😂

'I'll always look after you'. 'I'd never not give my kids money when they need it, so no need for a clause about that in the separation agreement'.

The first lasted about 3 months, then he stopped paying the bills and cancelled all sorts of direct debits, despite the fact I was a SAHM.

As for the second, he wanted to stop maintenance the moment DD2 turned 18, although she still had months of school left (he paid lots of stuff for DD1, who had left home, and did so for a long time) but stopped paying the day she left school and gave her not a penny piece towards university. DD2 is NC with the fuckwitwanker now.

'I hope you die in a car accident '

Moments later police came and removed him
Such a gent
Worshiped by all his colleagues

Let's see how it all pans out when he goes to court for trying to kill me
Not fcking letting the c** away with any of it

Oh and well done for flinging my daughter at 7 weeks of age into the sofa in one of your rages !!!!

I really hope he dies soon waste of space on earth

While breast feeding DS "he just always seems to be there...in the way" (of him pestering for sex).

To the lawyer he persuaded me to share with him to cut costs since we "agreed on everything": "well I don't agree with our agreement any more" (the agreement being to pay me back the near 30k he owed me on house).

"Well I just don't feel it concerns me" about his other son's drug problem...

@looondonn so sorry.. sounds awful

looondonn that's evil

"Of course I'm a good dad - you're not a man so how would you even know what makes a good dad?!"

Got a text telling me (again) that I must have had an affair which caused the end of our marriage. Oh and wife number two is the only women he's ever truly loved. Funny how it didn't seem like it when I finished it because I'd had enough of his lies and him running up debts after 16 years and he bawled his eyes out for 6mths. And then stalked me for another year after that. And sabotaged me financially at every turn, all the while waiting for me to have him back. Good luck wife No 2- she'll need it.

Pumpkin - I had that exact thing when my washing machine broke! "You wash your clothes too, don't you?!"

Loondonn -

"you stole my virginity you bitch!"

Charming text from my ex boyfriend when we were 17 and I had broken up with him for being a sex pest

"She would still be fed if I was dead!", said while I asked if he was planning on contributing to half the school costs. I told him to stop being a drama queen. Selfish twat.

"No I can't have ds overnight on Friday (so I could go out) - because when would I go out?".

Said seriously to the mum who also worked FT whilst raising his son alone and having him every night for the previous 3 months.

My reply was "one of the other 364 days of this year"

My ex pays very little maintenance for our twins, but when I ask him for help with school shoes or school trips, he says: that's what maintenance is for!

He also regularly tells me off for giving the DC wholegrain bread, as bread is so very very unhealthy. He seems totally oblivious to the fact that him taking them to McDs or Kaspas every weekend isn't particularly healthy! grrrr

I could be here all day but When our daughter was about 10 hours old “not being funny but how long until your tummy goes back to normal?” And “how long do I need to wait until we can have sex again?”
Urghh..twat!

My long term boyfriend went off with my best friend during a break.
He asked me if he could ask her out after smooching all over her right in front of me, family and friends.
Several months on he told me he had made the biggest mistake of his life and chosen the wrong one. Two months later he married her.

Gosh these are truly shocking

I could probably list around 1000 easily !!

One of the last times I had to speak to him he said 'you should be grateful that I allowed you to live' said in relation to a fight about him dragging me to a room to kill me on Mother's Day while my newborn lay alone in the sitting room for hours !!

Looking forward to seeing this loser in court

While holding our tiny newborn son in hospital (with his new girlfriend click clacking up the ward in her heels). I was laid in bed 12 hours post birth with enough stitches to create a 6 foot tall teddy bear and hadn't slept in a week and he still brought her with him looking immaculate.

"I'm sorry I can never be your daddy, I love you but I'm just not your daddy" (he was and the DNA test he demanded through CSA proved it even though there was no doubt.)

And off he fucked.

15 years later and he has never paid a penny or seen him. Good fucking riddance.

So, so many things. One that really hurts is when dd was 3 weeks old and I had pnd.
"If you tell anyone you are fucked up, they will take her off you and then I will fucking kill you."
After I found out he had been shagging his secretary: "well you left me every weekend, what did you think I should do?" I left him every weekend for 4 months to sit at the bedside of my dying mother.

He also said I should be grateful someone like him chose to be with someone like me as EVERY girl in our town would kill to be in my shoes..last I heard he was still single many, many years on!🙄

Well you don't wear short skirts or paint your nails - so your not a real woman anyway.

Whatever the fuck that means.

ExDP who cheated on me and the OW fell pregnant: “I need to marry her now, that’s what any decent man would do”. Nothing decent about what you did there, you twat. Also, he had been adamant until then that he didn’t want kids.
Another gem, from the same guy: “I had to leave you because you never really needed me. She does”. Fuck off.

“I know you’re cheating on me as you sang a song your ex likes”

I of course wasn’t cheating and I was drunkly singing sweet chariots after a rugby match, I’m fairly certain it was also a song my ex didn’t like.

Same partner “You’re a selfish tight bastard” I had asked him to book a hotel for me as I was too busy at work and he would need to pay upfront, it was about £100. He didn’t pay any rent, utilities or anything towards food shopping.

I then found out he was paranoid as he was cheating on me, he moved straight in with that person, who then dumped him she realised he hadn’t been single for the first six months of their relationship! I’m sure he is enjoying living in his mums box room.