Oh ,oh, I have a new one!!
My neighbours across the road are a family of complete dickheads!
They have reported us to...... the police for 'taking photos of their house (DP was filming the racket), for driving without insurance (as if), to the HA for me and my DD giving them abuse when they are 'tidying their garden (a dig because my garden is not up to scratch), to SS for 'always being pissed and neglecting our DC! The RSPCA for neglecting our DDog, who we have recently had put down because she was failing at 18 years old, yeah, dogs get to that age when neglected.
Um, funniest was when their kids were kicking a ball against our fence and making our then much younger dog bark! They filmed it and took it to the HA! They HA had a go at them for winding my dog up and never said a thing to me!
Anyway, I am disabled, but they always park their many cars across the road right in front of their house. OK perfectly legal, so we just put up with it.
We have a kind of half drive, it used to be a full drive, but the HA put a fence up on the garden side of it when my DC were toddlers to stop them escaping, so we can' actually park on it and then get out of the car, not on either side. There is a bit of a hang off before the road too, but the HA moaned at us when we used that.
We got back yesterday from eating out and their eldest son was parked on our drive!! I just shouted that he better move it quick and he did but gave us a load of verbal along with it.
When the report was made to the HA they made out my kids were marauding teens that they were scared of. My DD was 12 and DS was 11 at the time. Theirs are older teens, hence all the cars!
When another neighbour was playing basketball right outside my house once at 11pm, I asked him and his friends to stop as it was keeping the kids awake, he stopped and apologised, my neighbours son shouted out the window 'Don't listen to her, we pay her rent'. Actually my DP pays my rent and always has, what with him working full time!