Cheer me up MN. First world problems galore

[catgirl1976]

I’m on holiday in Italy at lake Garda.

Lucky me I know.

BUT the day before we came I had to have a biopsy on my fanjita so I can’t swim or have sex. I’m also in quite a bit of discomfort and DS keeps launching himself at me and also begging me to take him on water slides and I cannot.

I can’t sleep and DH is snoring. Attempted to have sex with him earlier (before the snoring) and think I have done myself irreparable harm. 😕

Also DS had the mother of all
Melt downs because the kids in the villa behind us caught about 30 lizards and were keeping them in a plastic box in the heat. DH had words with the “lively” German parent who drink a full bottle of rum for breakfast (not joking) and now I think there may be an international incident.

I cannot sleep due to DH snoring and also feeling like a fly fisherman has caught my fanjo.

AIBU to think this is not the best holiday even though I appreciate we are very lucky to be on holiday?

Regarding the sex, stick to mutual oral pleasure? It's very nice with the right fruit combo!

As for the dying walrus act, if it's not normal at home, check out his sleeping position or tell him to lose the booze.

Finally, celebrate with a book and sunshade whilst DH and DS swim. You've had an operation: time to relax.

NopeYANBU😂
Hope the Fanji's
better.. Our dog shit(&it wasnt a firm cigar-stylee either) in new white stone border around our pool whilst him&DD were swimming today..&hed spent an hour chasing the ball thrower up the oval with us just prior but saved it..the dirty sod😠

@MorrisZapp 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MorrisZapp 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thanks TheABC off to the pool now for a lie down and a relax

Bon that sounds horrendous!

Loving the no wet hair before
Lunch rule