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To be naked in my sitting room (my body is awful for good measure!)

102 replies

Yaflamingalah · 25/07/2019 16:36

Just had a mammoth two and a half hour journey home from work on the tube and bus because all trains have stopped running to my station. Sweating in places I didn’t know I had sweat glands. Just taken all of my clothes off and flopped on the sofa with the fan on.

DH is at work and DC are at my MILs so they are not exposed to my display Grin

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SabineUndine · 25/07/2019 19:27

I had a cold bath when I got home, and put on my nightshirt and got an iced drink out of the fridge.

LolaSmiles · 25/07/2019 19:28

YANBU
It's hot. Do what you need to do. Grin

Longdistance · 25/07/2019 19:30

When I lived on my own pre-children I used to hoover the house in a nuddy Blush

BigChocFrenzy · 25/07/2019 19:32

I'm stretched out now in a cold bath
(big corner whirlpool one, with seat and arm rests etc)

39 C here all week (Germany)
Cold water, inside & out, is the way to survive

DanglyWhoreTassels · 25/07/2019 19:33

Womble so will you be birthing our lord, the little baby Shesus on your sofa then?

I think you should do it, I can't do it because riddled with the pox so ...

DanglyWhoreTassels · 25/07/2019 19:37

The rain hath arrived!

Fizzypoo · 25/07/2019 19:50

@Wombleish making use of clean towels to protect my body from outside germs is an amazing idea. Thank you very much Wink

GeneralMelchettsProject · 25/07/2019 19:53

What do you have on your sofa that you think will give you a disease?

TalbotAMan · 25/07/2019 20:04

YANBU

YABU to be in the slightest bit concerned about it.

Wombleish · 25/07/2019 20:09

Dangs, I don't do babies, I have not a maternal bone - or any other tissue - in my body. And this sofa is only a few months old, so there isn't enough bodily effluvia in it to support life.

Wombleish · 25/07/2019 20:11

Fizzypoo (love the name, btw) you're welcome. Don't forget to pop them in the wash with your dirty knickers after use.

DanglyWhoreTassels · 25/07/2019 20:14

Someone has to incubate and deliver baby Shesus!! Where is TL?

GeneralMelchettsProject · 25/07/2019 20:15

We could pop baby sheezus in someone’s sofa DT. I think they’re all pretty warm and moist right now.

Wingingitsince2018 · 25/07/2019 20:22

Not unreasonable at all!

I think I need to thoroughly clean my sofa as it must be drenched in sweat after today!

mineofuselessinformation · 25/07/2019 20:31

Wingingit, when I got home yesterday I had a nap and then a shower. When I got undressed I had to peel my bra off - and I am not big in the boob department.
OP, who gives a shit what you look like! It's your home and it's bloody hot. Go for it.

LewisFan · 25/07/2019 20:41

It's called survival!

I'm doing the same (sitting on a towel to save the sofa!)

blackteasplease · 25/07/2019 20:42

Naked too! But watching telly in bed rather than on sofa.

ohhdearyme · 25/07/2019 20:43

I'm in the garden in my underwear. Don't worry no neighbors for miles. I might have to rip my skin off I'm so hot

foreverhanging · 25/07/2019 20:48

I've done worse on my sofa Grin

AquaPris · 25/07/2019 20:49

I'm on my roof terrace in my pants Grin

SimonJT · 25/07/2019 20:49

I’m on the balcony having a fag, still naked, but the balcony hides anything below the waist, so it looks like I have shorts on.

Bananacloud · 25/07/2019 20:56

35 weeks with twins here and been naked since 1pm Grin

Hearthside · 25/07/2019 21:03

I am currently sat in my underwear in front the fan because it is so hot .I don't give one jot , it is my house and i am actually debating sitting in my garden as i have a very high wall all round so not overlooked by neighbour's , completely private. But it could of course be the one rare night a helicopter goes over as we are on a regular flight path for them 🤣.

YesQueen · 25/07/2019 21:05

Does nobody shag on their sofa then?! I'll just leave the thread now Grin