To be naked in my sitting room (my body is awful for good measure!)

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Just had a mammoth two and a half hour journey home from work on the tube and bus because all trains have stopped running to my station. Sweating in places I didn’t know I had sweat glands. Just taken all of my clothes off and flopped on the sofa with the fan on.

DH is at work and DC are at my MILs so they are not exposed to my display

Well I have my period, at the very end so I am refraining from total naked but I will confess that yesterday I had a maxi dress on and just ended up basically doing a full on Basic Instinct in front of my fan for 10 mins

Good on you. I’m currently naked, on top of a bedsheet, on my sofa, with a fan on.

What I want to know is why the rest of my body doesn’t sweat but my head is leaking like a tap...

My main leak is the back of my knees
It’s like a tap

I'm totally nekkid as well. But don't worry, I've put down some clean teatowels first. And I'll dry them thoroughly before using them after washing up.

In other news, I'll be glad when this vaginal discharge clears up.

Are you discharging on the sofa Womble? Brilliant! It will mix in nicely with the jizz. Maybe it will make the baby Shesus for us?

Well the sofa will have to carry her then, TTT, my uterus is 52 years old and atrophied from being unused.

Actually, why didn't we consider a surrogate? We can kidnap someone! Yay!

Ooh, that would make me the mother of Shesus! I'm not a virgin, but I'm good at pretend.

YANBU. Went to corner shop & felt like I was being cooked. Had cool shower & wearing knickers only. Plse God the thunder means rain & breeze.

We have just had a passing shower and I just wandered about in it fully clothed - it was wonderful!!

I remember sitting stark naked watching Wimbledon with an 8 month baby bump during a heatwave! Luckily the window cleaner did not appear.

@Butters83 OMG "rubbing her bum hole...like a rabid Jack Russell". Thank you, that's glorious

I got in this afternoon, opened all the doors and windows and flopped naked on the sofa.

In the interests of decency, I'm now in a very lightweight pair of cotton pyjamas. If we get the promised heavy shower, I'm going to rip off my pj's and do a naked rain dance in the garden and I don't fucking care if the neighbours see!

I am getting thunder!

Our local homeless man was stark bollocks naked today. On a bench near Morrison's. Needs must I guess...

Sons in bed, so I am now naked on the sofa, it’s great.

I don't get the weird germ/cleanliness obsession some Mumsnet users have. There's nothing wrong with lying on your own couch in your own home naked. What do people actually think you have on your body that's going to infect your sofa?

Oh c'mon, course it's ok. It's hardly like you're ruffling your pampass grass and shouting 'coo-ee' at strangers.

Made me smile

I'm sitting naked on my sofa and I'm riddled with the pox!

It's A-OK with the famalam! They are all riddled too! Not sure why that is?

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I don't get the weird germ/cleanliness obsession some Mumsnet users have. There's nothing wrong with lying on your own couch in your own home naked. What do people actually think you have on your body that's going to infect your sofa?**

It more just exposure of bloody fluids - sweat / vaginal discharge & who knows what else as entirely dependent on individuals hygiene standards!

I do wonder if some people realise we’re all naked under our clothes all the time.

Have these people never shagged? We all have bodies, you guys!

Just don’t shart on the sofa and you’ll be grand.

Proj Ooops, too late!

DH and I, nude.

One of the perks of kids leaving home. 🤫

Yanbu but I find some light clothing far more cooling than being naked.

Also, day old sweat wicking into the sofa isn't a nice idea. We wash clothes and sheets and towels but not sofas.

My DP and I are naked on our sofa even when it's not too hot. Being naked at home is a right!

Why do you have to explain anything? As long as the curtains are drawn I don't see the problem. I'm naked in bed, with a wet towel on top= love.