And the winner of the award for the most outrageously spurious, shamelessly disingenuous nonsense marketing goes to......*edited by MNHQ as per OP's request*

[Greensleeves]

....Jelly Belly "sport beans"!

Sweetened with "evaporated cane juice"

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www.jellybelly.co.uk/sportbeans

"evaporated cane juice"?!!!
Is that not just sugar syrup???

What absolute roaring bollocks.

To be fair, an odd jelly bean on a long run goes a long way. But haribo does the same thing!

It's.....sugar. Brown sugar.

DH and I are pissing ourselves.

🤯🤣

Hmm.

I had a lovely sport drink earlier. It was made with the fermented juice of the juniper berry, and the bark of the cinchona tree, with a little citric acid providing the vitamin C.

Hic

I thought this was going to be a co op strawberry thread!

Well my favourite is mashed bean juice. Pick 'em, dry 'em, mash 'em. Then pour boiling water through and add cow juice to taste.
Mmmmm.

cigars I think you forgot cook 'em.