Today on my walk home from work there was 2 traffic wardens having a look at the cars / issuing tickets.
A few shop owners came out and started giving them a mouthful, along the lines of "get a decent job" was "you can't issue a ticket without a hat on. You can't do your Job without a hat" then a few minutes later the bloke said "it's the same as police. They can't arrest you without a hat on"
AIBU thinking these people are a bit batshit? Seriously... They can't do anything without a hat?! How bizarre!