Period farts

[Pjsandbaileys]

I mean why, just why is the female body so cruel. Not only am grumpy, uncomfortable and bleeding i have to think of cunning ways to drop the equivalent of a nasal atomic bomb. It's not just me is it, please tell me it's not?

Oh god my arse is on fire when I’m due
My partner likens then to mustard gas
He also sleeps in the sofa that that time
It’s just the never ending gas and pain that’s just evil
Mother Nature is a cruel beast

Period diarrhoea and period farts here. Add that to period clumsiness and moods and I'm a real treat for 2 weeks every month

Worst thing ever, as if it's not bad enough that your uterus decides to redecorate once a month, you also have to deal with your arse bubbling like a nuclear reactor. Horrendous.

Sometimes I like to think of it as skunk reflex...... approach with caution lol

My period farts remind me of the horrendous gas I had after my section!