Sold our house just had the buyers mortgage surveyor around and I am convinced his is an idiot.
Brought a filthy ladder into the house which he was about to lean up against my wallpaper, when I stopped him he said "why is there damp?" NO YOU IDIOT I just don't want my wall marked. We really look after our property and he said as we had recently painted the outside were we trying to hide something. NO YOU IDIOT it was last painted 4 years ago but we take care of it.