Or is this the best news story this week?

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www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/394443/penguins-ignore-police-return-to-sushi-shop

In the bin fire that is the world at the moment I would love to see more stuff like this!

Has anyone got anymore? I think it would be hard to beat ‘vagrant penguins’.

Click link www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/394443/penguins-ignore-police-return-to-sushi-shop

I love this story!!! It’s the fact that they returned and that all of the NZ press have been reporting them as slightly shifty characters that makes me laugh!

Aww that's so cute 😍

I quite enjoyed this very different story:

www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-hides-half-a-kilo-of-cocaine-underneath-his-wig-in-attempt-to-smuggle-it-into-spain-a4190826.html

They're probably following the scent of raw fish.

Very cute story.

That is pretty good @PooWillyBumBum

What on Earth possess some people?

I love the fact that Wellington Police are playing along with the penguin story. Oh to live in New Zealand!

Yes, I saw the story about the man and the wig.

How the hell did he think no one would notice? I know there must be some seriously bad wigs out there, but honestly.

www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/07/16/simon-mccoy-just-about-kept-it-together-over-goat-yoga-but-mrs-squirrel-sent-him-over-the-edge/

I'm not sure how ethical nor indeed how effective it is to drop goats into a wildfire and hope they eat a row of dry grass rather than running away from the fire instead but Simon didn't quite get as far as asking that question...

@TremblingFanjo I'm not one of those MNers that claim to spit their tea over their keyboard at the least provocation, but watching that clip did make me laugh out loud - no tea involved.

Do they actually drop the goats near the wildfire? That's what I wanted to know, but as you say, they didn't get that far; barbecued goat anyone?

here's another really cute one

www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/394593/big-boost-to-tiny-kakariki-karaka-as-150-chicks-hatch-this-season

Best story this week has got to be the coke wig, the pictures are brilliant.

Coke wig was brilliant Keep.

It must be the penguins from the Madagascar films.

Over 100 kilos of cocaine were seized by Spanish police at the Barcelona-El Prat airport in 2018 and the Colombian man was detained at the end of June.

^ El-Prat airport

Picture the scene - hundreds of hungry goats floating down to the ground with their little parachutes - into the burning fire.

Have you heard the giggling tickled penguins?