Farting Fan

10 replies

Twotome · 11/07/2019 22:36

Just come up to bed and yet again my DP has the fan on - aimed at him in the bed.

Fine. Except he has been farting so the fan is just circulating the smell around the room.

I’ve turned it off and he is complaining.

AIBU to think he can only have/do one or the other?

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Treaclesweet · 11/07/2019 22:40

I thought you had a lover with unusual tastes

Parrakeet · 11/07/2019 22:41

Yanbu. However not sure how the fan changes anything. Guest bedroom after the Indian takeaway:))

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Twotome · 11/07/2019 22:48

@Parrakeet The fan just seems to make it so much worse!

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SlipperyWhenWatery · 11/07/2019 22:48

My OH has a cpap so he doesn't smell anything. It's me, my fan, and my farts.

BananasAreTheSourceOfEvil · 11/07/2019 22:55

I got excited for a second and thought it was a little fan that you'd attached to your DPs bottom like a tail, that dispersed the fart smell.

Disappointed now, I wanted one for my DP.

Get him to trap all the farts under the blanket, or no fan.

Rainbowknickers · 11/07/2019 23:09

I get really bad farts just before I’m due on
My fella would love a fan in that 48 hour period lol
Can you open a window?

gamerchick · 11/07/2019 23:11

Man, I'm really glad I have my own room me the picture did make me laugh

Opossooom · 11/07/2019 23:27

HAHAHAHAHHHAHA!!!! Brilliant!

PickAChew · 11/07/2019 23:32

Haha DS1 had his fan on with no widows open, yesargsy, and his room stunk of hot sweaty feet!

Meowington · 11/07/2019 23:56

Lmao when my husband does this! Whilst at the same time reminding him if he carries on he’ll be sleeping in the garden!!

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