So, I finally gave in and spent £££ (for me) on a new phone (a reconditioned one so no warranty etc) as my old one could no longer even run Whatsapp. It arrived last week and I ordered a protective case online - that arrived today. I got home and saw the delivery on the doorstep... and smashed my new, still unprotected, phone on the driveway as I got out of the car. AIBU to think WTF did I do in a previous life???