I cant decide. Shall I go or shall I stay

[miaCara]

I have 3/4 of a glass of wine left and the bottle will be empty.
I need a wee.
If I go upstairs now my bed will call me and I will have to abandon the wine. Also if I have a wee now and then drink some more I will have to get up during the night. I hate getting up in the night.
If I stay downstairs and drink the wine I will be desperate for the loo by the time the glass is empty (although the wine will be all gone) .
But I really need the loo now...
Help.

Put a nappy on before you start drinking. Problem solved.

Take the wine to bed.

Take the wine with you. Yes, it’s a tough one, but I think it’s the correct and reasonable thing to do.

Take the wine with you as you totter upstairs

Take the bottle upstairs, finish in bed watching something good on tv

Oh . My. God.
Geniusesesesses . Take the wine to bed.
Why have I never thought of this.?