Would you rather?

[VivienneHolt]

Sweat garlic mayonnaise

Or

Be unable to tell the difference between food and dog poo?

I would rather everyone think I had shagged the goat and I would rather watch my parents have sex everyday. Also I would rather dog shit and food tasted the same.

@Goodenough06

Would you rather break your own toe or some one else's? If someone else's it's an accident, like stamping on their foot by mistake

Obviously I'd rather break someone elses toe. Thats an easy one.

As for the rest... I don't even know. I think I'd rather smell of garlic mayo.. but I'd probably get really fat then because I'd want chips and garlic sauce 24/7

Sharon? Is that you?

WTF?

Would you rather drink a pint of cum or down a shot of diarrhoea?

the dog poo one at least i would be happy as i wouldnt know the difference.

the garlic one i imagine everyone would stay away from me and my clothes would be ruined and i could smell myself :(.

so dog poo

Pint of cum please!

Please 😂

I couldn't do the cum so I will go for a shot of shit

I actually feel sick 🤮 I would rather shag my folks than do the cum or diarrhoea one

Dear god wtf am I reading?

I play a similar game with my lo on the way home, but it's more to do with fighting dinosaurs! I.e. would i rather fight a t- rex or a raptor. Mild by comparison! Lol