Glastonbury slightly tragic after a certain age

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That's it.

I hate to say it but Miley Cyrus is miles better than Kylie.

Oh, and I'm 46 in 10 days...

Miley has an amazing voice.

... and she's married to the most handsome Hemsworth.....

Miley is awesome.

I had no idea, sweeny

Miley and Kylie very different though, both great

Bloody love Old Town Road

@PolkadotLollipop go on youtube and listen to her backyard sessions, especially Lilac Wine. Totally fantastic.

We've switched over to the amazing Mavis Staples...now that's someone who is definitely too old to be at Glastonbury by the OP's standards.

Unfortunately for the OP, the tragic old biddy is absolutely smashing it.

Miley is a fab performer isn't she. And she has lovely teeth

Arseholes to that. Let people enjoy themselves and be sure to top yourself at 30, won't you 🙄

B**xs! When my early 20's kids eventually leave home I'm going to push back the furniture and put up a tent in the living room, get friends around and watch it on the telly. Hardly rock and roll but still!!

It's never occurred to me that anyone would even think that way, it never ceases to amaze me the new levels of nobheadedness people think up.

I couldn't make it as I was getting my hair set and had to mow my lawn.

.. and she's married to the most handsome Hemsworth.....
Not while Chris is alive. Are you a troll?

Miley is a fab performer isn't she. And she has lovely teeth

She is off her face. Every other word is 'fucking'. Her tits are on display. Total contrast after Kylie.

Vocally she is incredible.

Isn’t the whole point of Glastonbury that anything goes and it’s for everyone?

Are the older performers deemed tragic too?

I will, sweeny, thanks for the rec. TBH, I’d discounted her because my kids watched her on the Disney channel and then she just seemed to be on MTV with her tongue out all the time and that awful Blurred Lines song. Had no idea she had actual singing & performing talent. That’ll learn me, eh?

Her tits are on display

You must have a vivid imagination.

That is the most outrageous opinion on this thread! The world knows that Chris is the most handsome Hemsworth

You must have a vivid imagination.

Ok. Her nipples are visible. Sorry.

The Hemsworths leave me cold, I’m afraid.

That is the most outrageous opinion on this thread! The world knows that Chris is the most handsome Hemsworth

Now please don't get me wrong.... I most certainly would not say 'no' to Chris. But his little brother has the edge. Mind you all 3 Hemsworth brothers are hotties, as are their parents.

Ok. Her nipples are visible. Sorry

Well, that's even more outrageous than a 50 year old woman dancing in high heels and a gold lame dress, or someone thinking Liam is the hottest Hemsworth!

Won't somebody please call the police?

She is off her face. Every other word is 'fucking'. Her tits are on display. Total contrast after Kylie. Eh?? She was fantastic! In a crop top with a stunning figure. Totally different to Kylie but both fabulous!