To find people's surnames that really don't fit their jobs funny

[Butterfly98]

DH knows an accountant called Mr Crook, I always giggle when he mentions him as I still find the name funny after all these years, apparently he's got a very serious personality and doesn't like anyone joking about the name, to be fair he's probably heard them all by now! Separately, our old neighbour was a baker and his name really suited his job as he was actually a Mr Baker! Do you know anyone with a surname that either does or doesn't fit their profession?

One of our local urology consultants is called Dr Liu (pronounced Loo....)

My grandparents and parents used to be registered with a GP called Dr Body, I used to find it hilarious!

I know of a solicitors firm called Wright Hassall...

I once knew a gardener called Mr Garland and his wife's name was Rose.

Undertaker near me is called D Box and sons

Army officer - captain major

Ahem. I feel like I’ve found my home.

Marketing manager called Robin Money. Dentist called Dr Smilie. Urologist called Dr Wang.

There used to be an Oxford professor of women's studies called Pamela Anderson (sadly she passed away quite recently).

I believe there was also a real life banker called Richie Rich.

And of course, journalist Sophia Money-Coutts who used to work at Tatler...

We had a home economics teacher called Mrs Ovary. It was spelled slightly different, can’t remember how, but it was pronounced the same.

A miserable cow she was too.

I used to work for BAE systems a long time ago and people would say "it's not rocket science".... except it sort of was ... totally rocket science - a bit off thread so apologies

I knew of a woodwork teacher called Mr Wardrobe

When I was at school, my needlework teachers name was Mrs Singer. Our PE teacher was Mr Runner.
At one of my clubs, the technicians name is Alan Key, the accountants name is Lisa Money!

Oh god - I would love to contribute to this but my surname is rare (like only 200 in the world). And so many of my family are in professions that mismatch (think we are called startfire and we were all firemen)

A doctor on our local children's ward is Dr. Baby

I’ve worked with a gynaecologist called Mr Flood. I also know a family where mother and daughter are Dr Fear!

There’s a bloke near me who does tree cutting called Mark Cropper, now that’s an apt name!

My DH works with a Police Officer called Rob Banks. Very unfortunate!

There’s a gynaecologist called Fani Kokka at my hospital! Beat that one.

A local firm of accountants used to be named Pleasance, Hookem and Nix!!

Ben Dover is not his real name.

Simon James Honey, better known as Ben Dover, is an English pornographic actor, director and producer.

He is Tyger Drew Honey's father. (Jake in Outnumbered)

The Lord Chief Justice used to be Lord Judge

Years ago one of my clients was a pig farmer whose name was Mr Pigg.

Seriously. Mr Pigg. 🐖

I have known people in Accounts with the surnames Cashman and Ledger; a librarian called Read; and there is a book on animal behaviour by Fox and Tiger. My mother knew a very nice nurse called Savage.

Not really the same, but still tickled me! The nurse that’s doing my smear test is Mia Farrow

I have a few!!!!

Am orthapedic surgeon named Dr Bone

A maths teacher named Mr Long

A music teacher named Mrs Bird

in Germany I took my dd to a kinderarzt (child doctor) called dr Schaffmeister.