I also want to get a psychic reading, even though I know it's all fake. I want someone to cold read me and see what they come up with. I would pay £5-10 for that.
You can dictate to a large extent what your 'psychic' will say, @1300cakes, by how you present yourself. The only time I saw one (not coincidentally at a very low spot in my life) I was visibly disabled, dressed in cheap, badly-fitting clothes with unkempt hair, and arrived on public transport (I'd been been in an accident and shattered my leg, and had to move back in with parents temporarily, buy loose clothes I could fit over the plaster etc, and wasn't able to bathe or shower easily for a while).
Basically, I looked dog-rough and defeated by life, and I got 'read' the kind of future that the 'psychic' clearly imagined was fitting for the person she thought I was. I was definitely never going to live overseas again or go back to university (I'd asked her this), but was going to move in with my boyfriend locally, work a bit in his 'little business' and have three daughters in quick succession within the next few years.
Except I almost immediately afterwards got a major postgraduate scholarship for a prestigious foreign university, recovered entirely from my injuries, and have never lived in my home country since -- I have a professional career, and one son, born more than 20 years after the 'psychic' visit. 