Over the throw?

[Fucksandflowers]

Just walked in to find DD (5) and DS (2) playing bedtime in the living room.
One child either end under my sofa throw on the floor with a sofa cushion each for a pillow, pretend snoring.

I thought it was hilarious and filmed it.
Showed it DH who got the shit complaining the throw will now need washing as it'll be covered in crumbs, dog hair etc.

AIBU to think he is a right miserable bastard with no sense of humour?

Yup. What a miserable twat.

That's literally one of the things throws are for. To get covered in crap so it doesn't get on the sofa! Miserable sod

I'm assuming you hoover every so often

Almost everyday!
Though tbf the dog does shed a tonne and the kids do get crumbs everywhere so it's rarely a properly squeaky clean floor but yes I keep a perfectly nice, tidy house!

Seeing as the throw is now ruined you may as well use it to wrap the body when you eventually murder the miserable bastard