It's so muggy here today. I rarely drink anything other than water or hot drinks and as such buy things like coke in cans because otherwise it goes flat. I spotted a lone can of lovely cold Diet Coke in the fridge that must've been there for ages today and thought 'ooh I really fancy that!'. So I poured it in a glass, had ONE SWIG then DD wanted me to wash her hair in the bath not DH.
Off I went. DH took the baby downstairs who he was also bathing to her dry and dressed. I sort out DD and bring her down then return to the kitchen for my drink.
It was gone! Gone! DH had drunk it. There is no more!
Grounds for divorce, surely?