To disown my dog immediately?

[MyGastIsFlabbered]

She jumped up at me and caused me to spill wine all over my bosom. AIBU to consider adoption?

Training issue - look to your own shortcomings.YABU.

Oh FFS this was meant to be lighthearted, of course I'm not going to rehome her

If it was one of my dogs, she would have had the wine herself 😂 Bless her, she’s crossed her rainbow bridge now but the only time she used to sit next to me was when I had wine 😂

I would read her the riot act and put her in the naughty corner?
If that doesn't work and you don't get an apology, I'll have her?

She is clearly asking for her own glass of wine. Mine loves Kibble Juice 2019. (Yes totally lighthearted!)

Apologies for not contributing in the way you wanted.

Throw the whole dog away, unforgivable!

@recrudescence - Do you need some wine too? There's some going free on OP's boob...

She's clearly asking for a glass of Chateau-woof du Pup...🍷

White or red wine? That's an important question before deciding!

@Whitefeather01 😂

Definitely try sucking it out of your clothes first (the wine, not the dog).

Whitefeather

Rehome immediately to a teetotal household.

YABU - an appropriately trained dog shouldn’t be jumping up.....

just kidding - mine would have snaffled the wine

Let the dog lick the spillage and pour her a glass too, whats good for the goose is good for the gander

@recrudescence oh my god get an actual life 😂

I know this is intended to be lighthearted but I'm finding the suggestions of giving dogs wine a bit stressful. Grapes can be highly toxic to dogs. Some dogs can be fine and others can die after eating a couple of raisins. Sorry for being so humourless.

I was attempting to do dinner and half a dozen other things earlier. Giant D dog snuck in the kitchen and sidled up to the chopping board. CHEDDAR!!!!
I actually called out “I don’t think so cheese face!”
She slunk out.

Stressful nobody is actually going to give their dog wine...

Def a training issue, mine now can uncork the bottle and pour. Suggest dog is rehomed until she can prove to be more useful.

Wish mine would fetch me a top up every now and then.

Is the dog a Winemaraner by any chance?

YANBU. I almost rehomed my cat when she knocked my laptop off.

No! Dogs are not allowed to touch mummy's wine juice. Surely all good dog trainers know that.

But have you given her paw-secco? Yes, it's a thing!