To disown my dog immediately?

[MyGastIsFlabbered]

She jumped up at me and caused me to spill wine all over my bosom. AIBU to consider adoption?

She needs her own glass of doggy wine or beer. Available in all good pet shops.

Want to try being a dog sitter and trying to relax on the sofa. I have to hold my wine glass up between sips or there will be at least one wet nose in it! I currently have four guests plus mine, sharing the sofa. I love them, but ffs move over!

We’re looking after a friends dog for the night-and the little sod has eaten half a bowl (that I left on the side without thinking) if my homemade potato salad-and he’s now under my bedcovers guffing away quite happily-I’d take yours over stinky arse mutt any day!lol (only joking pup I love you)

YANBU. Send her here and I'll give her belly rubs discipline her.

@mouldyhousemouldylife Probably not but you don't actually know that someone wouldn't let their dog lick up a spillage or something if they didn't know. A colleugue of mine killed his sisters pug by giving it grapes. He felt terrible. He had seen her eating apple and carrot before so tried her on a few grapes she gobbled them down and unfortunately died.

*colleague

I want the Australian equivalent of a St Bernard - instead of a little barrel of brandy on its collar, there would be a wine box ready to be tapped.

Your very sensible dog has decided you’re overdoing the vino and staged an intervention.

DDog is also in disgrace for this offense tonight. It was particularly delicious wine too. She was temporarily rehomed to the dog basket but has insidiously snuck back up on the sofa
Some people are such miseries OP. I hope you have enjoyed your wine and that DDog has wormed their way back in to your affections!

@TitianaTitsling brilliant!

I’m forever telling mine to be careful as they leap with gay abandon onto my knee and I have to carefully place my overdue glass down before ‘the precious’ is spilled. 🤣

Oh BORE OFF recrudescence

I'm so sick of spiteful, bitchy people popping up on every thread trying to make people feel shit!

When did Mumsnet turn into this?

Found the OP really funny and was about the reply when I scrolled down and as usual, yet another nasty person ruining it by being unkind and pedantic.

This is the guilty party. Not a bit abashed. I shall get a plastic bib to wear next time so any spillages get caught in the trough so I can save them!

How is that the face of the guilty party?!?! That looks like the face of an adoring doggy who would do no wrong!! clearly I am very wrong about that
I do think a bib with a curved bottom will be a good investment 😁

That’s face of an angel, OP. I don’t believe for one minute that wee pet did such a thing.

@recrudescence I think you need to lighten up.

Having caught DDog2 raiding my gooseberry Bush I feel your pain

One of mine watches like a hawk for any beer spillages in the pub. I strongly suspect he might have engineered a few so he can clean up.

You can not keep dear dog.
Dear dog feels you are an incompetent owner when you are inebriated. They are hoping a new home is on the horizon and hoping this post alerts the rspca.

This reminded me of the time I got IDed for doggy wine 😂😂

This reminded me of the time I got IDed for doggy wine

Fuck the fuck? You don't carry dog ID with you?

I was thinking your DDog must be a West Highland White or a Dogue de Bordeaux until I saw your pic. That is the face of a woof who does not feel at all guilty.

Actually I do know a corgi that got addicted to gin.

@TheDarkPassenger wtf is doggy wine?

I am still recovering from one of my DCats spilling my gin and tonic six months ago. My anger was unrestrained, woe the waste of good gin. I was actually shit scared the glass would break and my baby would get glass shards in his darling paws. It didn’t; he didn’t and he was completely unremorseful.

Not wine, but chocolate with my dog.

I don't eat it any more, but every time I used to have a piece of chocolate she would suddenly appear beside me sniffing the air with a look of bliss on her face.

Ooh that poisonous stuff smells so good!