To disown my dog immediately?

[MyGastIsFlabbered]

She jumped up at me and caused me to spill wine all over my bosom. AIBU to consider adoption?

@MyGastIsFlabbered google Pawsecco!

It’s just meat juice in a wine bottle! I laughed and gave him my id anyway and mentioned it, gave everyone in the queue a little giggle 😂

I don´t believe that dear little dog in the photo would do any such thing.

My DDog likes bouncing up and down when about to go for a walk. His new thing is bouncing off my stomach. I am not impressed with this. I´d like us all to pretend that my stomach does not stick out in any way that would make it bounceable.

My Ddog knocked me onto a bush at the park today
He was chasing his ball, as it was about to roll under said bush I went to stop it to save dog from nasty prickles. But oh no, Ddog didn't need any help thank you very much, he ran to get the ball before I did, in doing so I lost my balance and fell into the prickly bush!
Then he proceeded to clean my ears before I could stand up. Thankfully there wasnt that many people about

I definitely needed after that!

This thread when you’ve had wine (as I have) is comedy fucking gold

If that was the criteria I’d have rehomed both my DC and my husband. You need to develop quicker reflexes.

So far me and DP are a bottle of Cava down and none has been spilt! Don't judge me for the Cava, we were given it and I never turn down free booze!

Nope, it's a frame-up

That sweet DDog is clearly innocent

You spilled the wine yourself and are trying to guilt him into doing the laundry

Leave the bastardbitch

My friend acquired a 7 year old cat when his owner died suddenly. She was warned when she got him, by the previous owner's daughter that he was very keen on water (unusual cat) and sure enough she found him with his nose in flower vases a few times.
However the best had to be one evening when she'd just poured herself a large G&T, went to the kitchen for about 30 seconds and came back to find said cat with his head in her gin glass, lapping it up for all he was worth!