Are they being CF .. what do you think

[henry2201]

So here we are in sunny Menorca celebrating a friend’s big birthday. In a villa with a pool , table tennis , pool table, beer in the fridge, music. Arrived Friday and so far every night they’ve been out for a last beer after a night out. So ...... they went shopping to get food for a bbq 4 hours ago ... are we being unreasonable

Ah, I voted YANBU - why can the public never get this voting thing right?

OP are you also pissed!?

Oh OK. Thanks, Lime. I missed the update. Probably because I was still trying to understand what the fuck the original post was on about...

OP it's not Twitter, you can actually type as many characters as you want OP

For some reason I have an image in my mind of OP sat on a sun lounger, pint of sangria in hand drunkenly shouting out "Drink! Feck! HUSBANDS!"

I do have a vote button (smug) and I've voted YABU because I'm still not 100% clear what the crack is.

@sqirrelfriends that's DEFINITELY what it's for if you're doing it properly

I think we need 3 buttons, YABU, YANVU and WTF

I have the ability to press yay or nay but not the actual option to start a poll, it must be very randomly rolled out across the site
Yes to a WTF button lol

This is the best thing since sliced bread.

Just like real life, this thread.

I have a vote but I have no fucking idea what's going on.

Husbands sneaking off for time to themselves?

Torrid affair.

Just like real life, this thread.

I have a vote but I have no fucking idea what's going on.

This really made me chuckle!!

This is a shitty thread to have a voting button on, as I have no shagging clue what the op is on about. So on that basis they are BU.

So the husbands went off to buy food for a barbecue and have come back, many hours later, pissed?

I'm presuming you've been left with the kids, waiting.

YANBU, OP. It is your holiday too. Could you leave them with the kids tomorrow and bugger off to get pissed and return the favour?

JoxerGoesToStuttgart
why are you not also pissed as a fart?

Why are you assuming that she isn't?

The Husbands have gone for BBQ food and have obviously called in every pub on the way.

If I was a “husband” I’d also be escaping for the pub and going AWOL at every given opportunity if this was the quality of intelligible conversation available from (presumably) “the wives”....

Oh my word. This has me laughing like an idiot! It's wonderful.

I've got a Mad Men kinda theme to it in my head...

Why are you assuming that she isn't?

Because she is angry that they are! she could hardly be angry at them if she was also pissed as a fart!

Must be a boring celebration if you are on mumsnet!

Just like real life, this thread. I have a vote but I have no fucking idea what's going on

Because she is angry that they are! grin she could hardly be angry at them if she was also pissed as a fart!

Ah see we can tell who the cleverer posters on here are lol, that's it!

Sounds like what DP and I got up to when we were staying at his Mum's one Christmas. After four days of having my mug and teabag snatched away to add a fuckton of bloody milk 'for' me, then it being taken away and washed up when I hadn't finished it, being super nice to his lovely but very senile grandmother, who couldn't remember who is was (but in fairness, she only called me by his XW's name once and when MIL corrected her, she said 'oh, good, I never liked her anyway' ), constant soap operas with a continual commentary on them, we politely said we'd pop out to the shop to get some snacks and have a walk.

Five hours later, we rolled in from the pub, having met one of his schoolmates doing almost exactly the same. But at least she wasn't going hungry or waiting for us to get food.

Ah see we can tell who the cleverer posters on here are lol, that's it!

I’m also not even partially convinced I’m right. OPs posts tell two different stories simultaneously.

I might vote YABU for the simple reason that it's a crap bit of Dial gue - dialogue even...

Husbands!