What phrases are so annoying you want to scream argh!

[Butterfly98]

A woman I know from evening class has two really annoying phrases. So much so I really want to say Argh very loudly 😠! All of her conversations are full of 'you know what I mean' and 'gobsmacked' and I sometimes wonder if she has any idea how many times she says these words during a 15 minute chat! I'm sure she would be gobsmacked if she counted! Joking aside though, we all look forward to hearing her entertaining stories about everyday stuff told with such dramatic fashion every week! So tell me about someone you know who has some really annoying phrases!

'Every little helps'.. Every little what? It's an adjective, not a noun. And 'find your happy'... find your happy what????

Saying “ 5 out of 5, would recommend to a friend”
Instead of” this tastes nice”

Anyone remember when all the clothes staples revolved around having a 'capsule wardrobe'!!

The girl on love island who keeps saying everything is ‘bevy’

I also hate people who say confused.com any time they don’t understand something

The phrase “we’re pregnant” makes me want to puke. No, she’s pregnant, you’re not

Curated

At the end of the day
Making memories
My world (when talking about someone important)
It’s all hands on deck
‘Nom noms’ for food
Drinkies/vino/cheeky bevs
Wine-o-clock
What you see is what you get

I’m sure I’ll think of more....

Could of, should of, would of.

Get ta fuck with your 'of'!

The word is HAVE.

When people say anythink instead of anything

Achingly anything

Yes, 'adult headache' manages to be both twee and smug at the same time. Notorious father/mother 'influencers' (also makes me want to puke) on SM guilty of it. Don't be such wankers.

There's nothing worse - there usually is and it's ten times worse than what you're talking about

My heart melts

"In all honesty....." - why?!? Clearly about to tell me something I'm not going to like!

"Obviously....." - if it was obvious, I'd already know, wouldn't I?

'Ticks all my boxes'. Usually found on property shows. Quite often said along with 'Entertaining space'. Puke.

feeling poorly.....

grrr. What the hell is poorly? Ill. Unwell. Sick.

I’ve never heard someone refer to an ‘adult headache’. What does it mean? Do children and adults have different headaches perhaps?

Make memories
Memory making
Go and make memories
Etc etc

Beyond + something. Beyond grief, for instance. Surely if you are beyond grief that’s a good thing.

Living my best life

When people say etcetera completely unnecessarily.
Example "We are going shopping and then to lunch etcetera"

I know someone who does this ALOT

\invite and not Invitation
I like to party - party is not a verb'
Hubby.
Hubster
Fell pregnant.
Basically
Hon.
Babe or babes.
Our Mum/Dad/sister- please use "My".
Uni.

I'm not being funny, but...

"Me" time

Spa day

Making memories

"Cheeky vino"

Surely to god no-one still says .com or nom nom or hashtag this or that?

Makes my teeth itch (only seen on here)

I luffs (only seen on here)

Gives me the rage. No really, it does

"I itched it".

Makes me want to shout "you scratch an itch. You do not itch an itch!!!"