What phrases are so annoying you want to scream argh!

[Butterfly98]

A woman I know from evening class has two really annoying phrases. So much so I really want to say Argh very loudly 😠! All of her conversations are full of 'you know what I mean' and 'gobsmacked' and I sometimes wonder if she has any idea how many times she says these words during a 15 minute chat! I'm sure she would be gobsmacked if she counted! Joking aside though, we all look forward to hearing her entertaining stories about everyday stuff told with such dramatic fashion every week! So tell me about someone you know who has some really annoying phrases!

Jeez I cannot stand people saying they have 'done' countries either grrr...

There is a whole section of hell reserved for people that say the word “Simples”

‘God speed’

I miss good speed

Anyone who uses "Let's touch base" instantly gets put in the idiot box in my mind.

OH hates"Early doors" 😂

'You know what I mean'. DH says it as punctuation. He doesn't even know he says it. It comes out as 'yanna-mean'. I grind my teeth.

I always think of this pic when I hear 'reach out'.

Happy days
Over the moon
Love you to the moon and back
my world
End of/End of the story
As a family
Family unit

Be grateful

You get what you get and you can’t get upset

Both usually patronising and telling people their feelings don’t matter and/or that they’re not allowed to feel a certain way.

Cheeky.

As in cheeky little pint.

Love the bones of you/her/him.

I'm not going to lie

So everything you said up till now was a lie

'This one' (insert heart and diamond emoji x 5 and a photo of their child)

Keep calm and ......

You do you babe/hun 😡

It is what it is.

Calling Primark "primarni" (just no)

All of the above x 10 when I have pms 😂😂😂

We were out making memories, just NO and the one I wanted to throw things at my ex ‘hay ho’

'Can I just say....' we all know your fucking going to 🤦🏻‍♀️ Also not even used in context, it's not as if the person is asking permission or needs to ask permission she just uses it to start talking over someone. 🤬

What's wrong with benefit recipients saying they're being paid?

I'm one, and my benefits are paid into my account, what am I supposed to say?

Got my hair did.

My mum says "If you know what I mean" at the end of EVERY sentence. I ALWAYS know what she means!

Haven’t RTFT but “check your privilege” is beginning to really get on my tits. Inevitably rolled out when someone disagrees with you but has nothing sensible to say, and wants you to feel guilty for your views.

'Excited for' something. Fuck off, its 'excited about'

Team

For your sanity please don't log onto your FB accounts today. The first post by someone on mine "you are my rock, hope you are spoilt rotten. Love you to the moon and back".

Love you lots like jelly tots. Yup they are all out today.

Oooo, I hate 'spoilt rotten'. It so unpleasant