To think that a fig leaf may be better value?

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I must be getting old 🤣

It would be cheaper to craft a bikini out of fivers.

‘Rustic’ 😂😂😂

Are they made of burlap?!

If you squint it looks like the hand-drawn pictures of a uterus & fallopian tubes you get in biology books 😁

Far too much pubic topiary would be required to wear that for my liking.