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My 8 year old wrote FUCK in our house dust

138 replies

sobercuriouskind · 05/06/2019 08:49

AIBU to worry about my 8 year old's language or how dusty and neglected our house is (we are week 13 into renovations and building work and I work full-time). No money left for a cleaner. Please send sympathy and how to address the FUCK issue Confused

My 8 year old wrote FUCK in our house dust
OP posts:
00100001 · 05/06/2019 09:47

How do you know it was the 8 yo?
have they confessed?

SignedUpJust4This · 05/06/2019 09:47

Maybe it's from the builder and is missing a question mark at end?

JamieVardysHavingAParty · 05/06/2019 09:48

I'm not sure that anyone can accurately analyse the handwriting. The child/adult will have done it with his/her index finger in the dust. As we're most accustomed to writing with a pen, it's going to look a bit sloppy, whatever the age of the perpetrator.

pineapplebryanbrown · 05/06/2019 09:53

Signed yes, it's a clumsy but romantic overture! You should accept.

deydododatdodontdeydo · 05/06/2019 09:54

When I was a similar age I wrote the same word in condensation on a window, then wiped it out.
When the condensation came back, the word did Blush and my parents saw.
Ironically, I pretty much never swear, nor did I ever.

BambooB · 05/06/2019 09:58

😆😆😆

Fakeflowersandlemonade · 05/06/2019 09:58

This made me laugh sorry OP. My Ds once wrote fuck and shit on and his thighs in biro. He had also done PE that day thankfully it had gone unnoticed. He didn't half get told off however we went in the other room and had a right goggle afterwards and we consider ourselves very responsible parents (I work in education). He was also 8 at the time.

LoafofSellotape · 05/06/2019 10:03

Not many 8yrs olds I know can write in block capitals

Why wouldn't they be able to?Confused

AudacityOfHope · 05/06/2019 10:04

I was wondering that too @loafofSellotape

sobercuriouskind · 05/06/2019 10:05

Well, you have all made me giggle today. For those asking, it is definitely my son's writing, he confessed and apologised. His punishment is to do 4 minutes of dusting (a minute for each letter).
Now I need to start a AIBU to be proud that MN think my 8 year old's handwriting is that of an adult, even if he is writing FUCK in shouty capitals.

OP posts:
TheDeflector · 05/06/2019 10:07

Why on earth do people think an 8 year old couldn't write in block capitals?!

WhatTheWatersShowedMe · 05/06/2019 10:07

I'm trying to figure out if this is better or worse than my DD writing 'anus' on her Etchasketch.

MorondelaFrontera · 05/06/2019 10:09

Why on earth do people think an 8 year old couldn't write in block capitals?!

knowing that's how they learn to write from reception, I am confused too.

Pinotjo · 05/06/2019 10:10

I love kids!

LadyRannaldini · 05/06/2019 10:11

His writing is quite neat, so that’s good
And his spelling is good too!
I once had some very 'proper' friends, he was sitting in the car with their 3 year old while his wife went off to do something. Suddenly, their 3 year old came out with what might be called a mouthful. He gripped the steering wheel with white knuckles, 'Where have you heard that darling', knowing that neither of them sworer, 'It's written on that wall over there Daddy!' That was the first time they knew she could read wuite well!

Heymummee · 05/06/2019 10:12

A few years ago my son who was then about 7 wrote fuck you in sharpie on the patio door Blush

FreeYoHairin2019 · 05/06/2019 10:12

He has neat writing and his spelling is spot on 👍🏻

MaximusHeadroom · 05/06/2019 10:14

I would have done something like that at his age! I would have found it naughty and exciting in equal measures!

I would probably do it now for the same reasons...

icecreamsundae32 · 05/06/2019 10:25

This reminds me of when my then 9 year old son drew a very realistic drawing of a willy and balls in the steam on bathroom mirror after his shower once. He thought as the steam disappeared no one would know... I was the next to use the bathroom and had a good chuckle, showed dh who also had a good chuckle.
I then called ds down and said look what's on the bathroom mirror, didn't tell him off, just pointed it out and the guilty look on his face was hilarious, I told him I knew he had done it and made him clean the mirror and told him not to do it again. Didn't tell him off, but didn't let him see we found it funny either, he hasn't done it again.

I would just give your child the polish and duster and say to her as you've noticed the dust you can do the dusting and clean off what you have written and you dont expect her to repeat that language again.

PantsyMcPantsface · 05/06/2019 10:27

You squiggle in the dust in my house = you volunteer to dust it.

Peacocking · 05/06/2019 10:34

My son at around the same age was sent to his room for some bad behaviour that I cant even remember now. When I went upstairs later a bar of soap had been propped on the back of the bathroom sink facing the door so it couldn't be missed with FUCK carved neatly into it.

NoSquirrels · 05/06/2019 10:35

I’m a bit baffled by the outrage/disbelief over the capital letters too - weird. My children used capitals for ‘display writing’ and this was a lovely display, OP Grin

NotACleverName · 05/06/2019 10:36

Throw the whole child away.

Disfordarkchocolate · 05/06/2019 10:39

4 minutes dusting is an excellent idea.

bookmum08 · 05/06/2019 10:40

Well after he has finished the dusting it's off to strict boarding school time Grin

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