What the actual fuck is this

[cheeseislife8]

I just... what??

Boil the vag, never mind boil IN the vag!

Imagine being the model and being handed these. She's put them glasses on to hide the shame

I'd look like a condom full of lard in that.

Oh my days! Anyone got any eye bleach?

HA! HA! HA!

I have a transparent rainmac like that. My DC (teens) mocked me WITHOUT MERCY. How little they knew. I am actually a trend setter.

Actually, come to think of it, they took the piss out of my string shopping bag and apparently now they're "in" too

If anyone else would like any fashion advice or trend predictions, I am here. Sitting here in my see through mac clutching my string bag...

For @MichaelMumsnet

And if anyone is within a reasonable distance of British Columbia, you could adopt these little sweeties www.tinykittens.com/available

Here’s a link to the other thread.
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3597821-Just-found-myself-the-perfect-everyday-out-and-about-outfit

Actually I'm not so smug now I've realised this thread is full of people taking the piss out of my coat basically. Not sure how I managed to take that as a win

Still. I stand by my string bag at least. In my head I am cycling along a canal in Amsterdam looking stylish with a bunch of lillies poking out of my tres chic rose pink string bag. Clearly in reality I look like lard stuffed into a condom (credit to Oysterbabe) holding a bag made from intestines.

I was gonna say is it Animal, Mineral or Vegetable? but nevermind.

It would probably speed up the boil in the vag AND keep it warm longer.

FFS What twisted mind thought these were a good idea.

I've found the underwear, want to avoid visible lines if at all possible.

Anyone else dash off to classics just to re-read elderly Korean lady. Howling again

@minisoksmakehardwork

Thank god for that.

One hates the collar and cuffs not matching.

I got thrush just looking at those

Get your ducks in a row

I got thrush just looking at those

This is a good thing as it provides the yeast for the nann bread and lets face it, it's just like a double oven.

I’m sitting here waiting for surgery with my arse flasher gown on, compression stockings and my septum piercing taped over my nose with nearly a reel of tape.. LAUGHING VERY VERY HARD THANK YOU ALL!

Handy if someone spills a drink on you. Wipe down with a damp cloth and you’re good to go

I'm enjoying my @ mentions for this thread...

This thread has made my rather shite day too! 😂 Laid up after a really nasty fall, sober I hasten to add. It might have hurt less if I'd been pissed and a bit rubber.

Get off Mumsnet and go to A&E!!

Only don't go to A&E, because don't you know the NHS is on its knees?!

I've found the underwear, want to avoid visible lines if at all possible.

I think you mean visible surfaces. It's the lines that are visible.

I love Mumsnet 😂

Those see through pants would keep the poo crumbs in place!

FFS let's all just buy a pair and split the bill you cheapskates.

I've lost ny glasses and read pom bears as porn bears - wipe clean plastic under crackers would be very handy in that case.