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To say I definitely still think of my first horny crush when I’m... yknow.

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AllTheWhoresOfMalta · 30/05/2019 18:48

On the back of Phqio talking about her feelings for the actors in the fabulous Rocketman, would I be unreasonable to say I still definitely think of the first man I ever wanked about when I have a wank? Is it just me or am I especially depraved that my first lust aged 12 still plays a part in my fantasies now?

Mainly inspired because the rather lovely young man in question looked a lot like Taron Egerton although, sadly, - -from what I gather due to some Facebook stalking- - doesn’t anymore.

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MuddyMoose · 30/05/2019 18:52

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PositiveVibez · 30/05/2019 18:53

You've made it sound creepy, like you're wanking over a young boy, but I know what you mean 😂

That thread made me think of previous fellas I had a shag with when I was younger. Not 12 tho haha.

I used to have clandestine meetings with the IT guy at a large organisation I worked for.

We used to go and have a bonk in the server room at lunchtime Blush.

Ahh the reckless nature of it all certainly gives me the fanny flutters.

MuddyMoose · 30/05/2019 18:55

I'm so so sorry OP! I read it so wrong as in you're fantasizing about the 12 year old boy you wanked off when you were a similar age! I've asked for my reply to be removed! In my defence I did read & reread your OP & still didn't get it (sorry again!)

AllTheWhoresOfMalta · 30/05/2019 22:05

Hahahaha no he was about 20 and the sexy young uncle of a school friend . Sadly he didn’t stay all blonde and perky and 24 and is now a bald 50yr old who has a beer belly. So it’s nicer to remember him as he was 😂

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