On the back of Phqio talking about her feelings for the actors in the fabulous Rocketman, would I be unreasonable to say I still definitely think of the first man I ever wanked about when I have a wank? Is it just me or am I especially depraved that my first lust aged 12 still plays a part in my fantasies now?
Mainly inspired because the rather lovely young man in question looked a lot like Taron Egerton although, sadly, - -from what I gather due to some Facebook stalking- - doesn’t anymore.