To ask for your Tory double-barrelled leadership name?

[yolofish]

To get your Tory double-barrelled leadership name:

1. Your middle name
2. The name of the first road you lived on
3. Your favourite kitchen utensil

I'm going with Angela Cloudesdale-Towcester (posh spelling of toaster doncha know)

Joanne Stoke-Sous Vide

Annemarie Troutbeck-Wok

"I don't think people want to be posting personal details like this on a public forum, especially as a lot of those questions are what you would use for security questions"

Posting your real details (esp if you do have any of these as security questions) would be immensely unwise.

I do credit MNers with enough common sense to use invented stuff on things such as this, so it really is just fun.

Karen Oxford-Spatula

Nothing (I don't have a middle name) Grey-Grater 🤣

Sylvia Norwood-Stickblender

Laura St. Clements-Wusthoff Paring Knife.

Carey Pembroke Kitchen - Aid

Phillip Donsby- Von Waffle-iron

Elizabeth Victoria - Oeuf-Coddler

after our own dear Queenies - how patriotic can you get?

Tatiana Tavistock Tassimo wins so far...

Lesley-Anne Fishwick-coffee pot

The children tell me they should be:

Henry Melrose Google-Home-Hub
Lily Melrose Google-Home-Hub

I cook from scratch. They KNOW what a utensil is :/ Grrrr....

Not following rules but Mr Hugo Snout-in-Trough and Miss Verrucca Vile'n Nasty.

These names are brilliant. Like falling into the pages of an Evelyn Waugh novel.

None Grosvenor-Tassimo

And Alexandra-Rasper

Anne Alexandra-rasper (predictive spelling !)

Millar Greenleas-Grater

Anne Windsor-Nespresso

Jane Atworth-Mandolin

Frances Orpine-Sponge

Louise Hill Top-Peeler.

Sarah Fairmont-Non-stick-Baking-Sheet

Margaret Acacia-Slow (cooker)

Elaine Cumberland-Spatula