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To ask for your Tory double-barrelled leadership name?

348 replies

yolofish · 27/05/2019 21:24

To get your Tory double-barrelled leadership name:

  1. Your middle name
  2. The name of the first road you lived on
  3. Your favourite kitchen utensil

I'm going with Angela Cloudesdale-Towcester (posh spelling of toaster doncha know)

OP posts:
fotheringhay · 28/05/2019 09:18

Mary Church-Spatula

I love it!

fotheringhay · 28/05/2019 09:19

Shock clearly I'm the cousin of Mary Orchard-Spatula, above

marvellousnightforamooncup · 28/05/2019 09:20

Cordelia Brunswick-Ricer.

marvellousnightforamooncup · 28/05/2019 09:21

Are we related Jane? I didn't see yours when I posted.

CaptainButtock · 28/05/2019 09:22

Elizabeth Quarendon-Spatula

I feckin love this

64sNewName · 28/05/2019 09:23

That’s the problem with politics today. The Brunswick-Ricers have it all sewn up.

64sNewName · 28/05/2019 09:23

Louise Altamount-Zester

ContinuityError · 28/05/2019 09:24

Clair Cockaigne-Moulinex

I’m so posh I’m Grade II listed - beat that Rees-Mogg Smile

DryAsThingysFootwear · 28/05/2019 09:28

Louise Midland-Spork Smile

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HebeMumsnet · 28/05/2019 09:43

Morning, everyone. We don't want to spoil the fun (or the birth of a new Tory party), and we know you're all grown-ups. So just a quick reminder that if you know you have any important passwords that use or combine this information (presumably not the kitchen utensil stuff) it might be best not to share them here. Thanks!

PS - Big utensil shout out to the other spurtle users on the thread.

floraloctopus · 28/05/2019 09:52

Surely most people make up the names on threads like this?

BlooperReel · 28/05/2019 09:53

Lee Bowes-GriddlePan.

I think I win Grin

GeistohneGrenzen · 28/05/2019 09:55

Katherine Gloucester-Steinborg [mini oven of EU extraction]

giddyyup · 28/05/2019 09:57

Marie Martin-Forke

ICouldBeSomebodyYouKnow · 28/05/2019 09:58

Ann Cecil-Sieve - shame I have a lisp ...

Langrish · 28/05/2019 09:58

Anne Regent-Bain Marie

drspouse · 28/05/2019 09:58

Jane Portland-Crockpot

pinkcardi · 28/05/2019 10:12

Marie Wilson-Aga

BlueThesaurusRex · 28/05/2019 10:16

Denise Church-Stoneware

PandaPolarBear · 28/05/2019 10:18

Elspeth Viking-Spoon

I quite like it tbh... and may start insisting people call me this. 😁

badlydrawnperson · 28/05/2019 10:22

Stjohn-hatethepoor-nastyswine.

LynseyLou1982 · 28/05/2019 10:25

Marie Lincoln-Garlic crusher

MummyBear2352 · 28/05/2019 10:27

I don't think people want to be posting personal details like this on a public forum, especially as a lot of those questions are what you would use for security questions

Gingernaut · 28/05/2019 10:29

Josephine St Elmo-StickBlender

Gingernaut · 28/05/2019 10:30

I don't use names in my personal details.