APB - Thighland needs you.

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Strange Women, join us in Thighland. We have an advice clinic and we're power crazed. We've solved every problem in the world and We Need More. Currently staving off a Zombie Apocalypse.

Don't mention murder and body disposal Dangly.

Do I need a visa for Thighland to gain entry? Can I bribe my way by offering a very large bottle of gin and a bag of crisps?

Here we all are having fun, relaxing with snax and doing as little as humanly possible in our slankets.

We are the 'No Movement, Movement!' the "Women who Won't'

We are benign and malevolent!

We need YOU to enhance our frolics here!! :

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3583650-Welcome-to-the-Advice-Clinic-Please-come-in?watched=1&msgid=87240125#87240125

Jane we have crayons for visas, MOTs and colouring in bum holes. Bring snax.

Jane yes indeed you can, get over there on the double! No visa required, just order a comfy slanket and settle yourself in.

It's ok if you pee on your slanket, our standards are very low.

I have just demoted a favourite and well out of shape jumper to officially be my new 'doing heehaw on the couch' jumper, may I be granted entrance?

I have a newly purchased pack of mini rolls as well.

Very low! Lower than you'd ever imagine!

Defender follow the link, we are waiting for you already ...

My slankets and I will roll into Thighland, I've got lots of snax, no fear.

You lot planning on taking MN, one sub forum at a time? Someone's going to come along and ask "but what's your aibu?!" soon...

AIBU to ask y'all to join us for fun and frolics in Thighland?

Tsk, Thigh, the Bumtips™️ are for colouring bumholes.

Jane we’ll probably take S&B first, we have a lot to offer in that department.

I'm here and ready! Where are the slatterns??