Fucking drunken twats

[GenuineKlatchianPottery]

That’s it really.
Group of drunken lads singing at the top of their voices and playing drums on the street bins. They’ve been at it for 20 minutes now and I’m getting slightly miffed.
Just piss off home you bunch of inconsiderate, drunken twat badgers.

But are they in tune though lol

twat badgers

A drunk bunch of boys down the road woke me up kicking their football against the fence very late one night 1 am ish. I was really tired, plus theyd woken me up, so I donned my dressing gown popped my little head over the fance and asked them to please stop because I had to get up for work in the morning. They were so very sweet, and very handsome, and they apologised, stopped immediately and just went inside because they quite simply didn't realise.

Any super soakers available?

I live above a pub. I know how you feel

They’ve just given a performance of “When the saints come marching in”. So far that’s been the only one vaguely recognisable out of their repertoire.

It’s pissing down here and we’re 4 floors up so sadly super soakers probably won’t have much impact.
I wonder if playing “Barbie Girl” at them will see them off.
I’ve now gone from slightly miffed to Defcon 6.

I’ve now gone from slightly miffed to Defcon 6.
Best line I’ve read on MN all day!

Still going here too OP

I have a hosepipe I'll lend you in return for a speaker to play Barbie girl on?

Although I'd imagine they'd join in.

Whispers I think they’ve gone.
This is one of the few downsides of living in a town centre.
That and it’s the farmers market tomorrow so will be woken to the smell of Smokies, the sound of a generator and...wait for it...the local bagpipe band.

And in a random act of serendipity, I’ve just accidentally learned how to do bold

Market here too.

No bagpipes though Hope you get some rest!

You too Sneaky. Sleep well.

whytho

wait for it...the local bagpipe band.

I have a joke.

I asked my husband if I could have a tattoo, he agreed, now he's shouting at the bagpipers.

MrsTP, wah, wah, wah, WAAAH!
(I love it, I'm away to tell my piper friends 😂)

YABU for complaining about having a bagpipe band under your window

Southampton is the worst.