To talk about DTD

[Ionlymakegirls]

Posting for traffic really as need the giggle.

DH and I just attempted to DTD..... am 38+5...... felt like my first time all over again we havnt been able to really be intimate due to my SPD, but I will try anything at this stage......

It was so clumsy, we just ended up laughing, DH fell off the bed...... and that was it, we gave up.

Tell me your funniest stories of attempting to DTD.....

Oh, and we had the dog for company too......

24 years ago getting it on in the back of my now husband's car after a night out clubbing. The eyes of my knee high boots got caught in the seat covers 😂

This was me and DH when i was heavily pregnant!
DS now 6 weeks and i can't wait to DTD again

Oh gosh there's nothing worse than the cat/dog being in the room! I have to banish them haha!

Not hilarious but when I was in labour with DD, my contractions weren't getting any closer and I was fed up so we DTD. Only we had to pause mid way to wait for a contraction to pass! Really weirded DP out! Bloody worked to bring on more contractions though

I had to keep my top on so DH couldnt see if the baby moved...... 🙈

We had to rely on doggy style when I was heavily pregnant

I only found out what DTD meant, this week.

SEX. FUCKING. MAKING LOVE. MORE SEX.

Sorry, I've been wanting to get that out since Monday.