To cut it off/pull it out in his sleep

[HappyHippy45]

My dh is very hairy and it doesn't bother me one bit because I am tooapart from recently. He has an incredibly long grey chest hair I'd estimate is about 15-20 cm long and he keeps showing it to me....like everyday! He's proud of it but all I want to do is pull it out! I've threatened to notjokingly and he seriously says "don't you dare!" Not because of the pain involved but the fact that he wants to keep it.

AIBU to accidentally get it caught in something?

mad Charlie love it

Just been texting him at work and was joking about his hair being a health and safety issue and getting caught in machinery.....hoping he'd tucked it away safely.

He said "what! I might unravel if that happened."

I need

Crimping Tongs?

My husband had a hair on his ear like this. It's not sure if it's ear fuzz or head hair. I let it go for a while then pull it out by pretending he's got something stuck etc I do now wonder if I left it for a few years how long would it actually get??!!!

Could you cut off 0.5 cm per night and see if he believes it is shrinking back into his body??

Yes please OP you MUST try this!! (& report back obvs!)

@Singlebutmarried Mon 13-May-19 14:28:01
Pull it out, encase it in resin and fashion it into a letter opener or similar, coil it up onto a paperweight.

Then he can have it forever.

I've immortalised the first grey hair I ever found. It's encased in sellotape. I was 27.

DH has an exceptionally long eye brow hair. It's always curling round into his eye. It looks ridiculous and is so distracting! I really can't abide how he sweeps it to the side. He always used to joke that it couldn't be cut because if it was he'd lose his power (like Samson). We call it his Power Brow.

DH has very thick hair all over and will not trim his nether-regions, he finally let me at his bush a couple of months ago (we're very active and to put it politely I'm constantly flossing my teeth) I kid you not, one of his ball hairs was at least 20cm, he found it utterly hilarious, I was tempted to send it to Guiness World Records. I'd pull it out and just put it on the bed so it looks like it fell out in his sleep.

(we're very active and to put it politely I'm constantly flossing my teeth)

< Not envy!

we're very active and to put it politely I'm constantly flossing my teeth

 < Not envy!

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