Should I LTB?

[justanothernameonthewall]

"DH" just put a bit of fluff down my knickers and told me it was a spider. I've never ripped my trousers and underwear off faster.

I was jumping round screeching, with them round my ankles and my fanjango and butt out, when my DC came to see what had happened. Apparently it's the funniest thing they've ever seen 😳

I’d be plotting revenge.

I’m not imaginative in that way though so I’d be asking on here for ideas....

Oh that’s wicked. He must pay. Ice cold hands on his back as he’s drifting off to sleep?

Immac the word "twat" into the back of his hair when he is asleep!

Your DH is an evil genius!! (makes a mental note to try that on DP)

Itching powder in his pants so he has to spend all day scratching himself?

Well placed lego brick on the bathmat for after he steps out of the shower?

An idea for revenge

Do you have an Alexa/home hub.
“Alexa set 3am alarm wirh horror movie sounds”

Or if his team is playing football get Alexa to say “final score arsenal 1 Chelsea 15” 😂

An idea for revenge

Do you have an Alexa/home hub.
“Alexa set 3am alarm wirh horror movie sounds”

Or if his team is playing football get Alexa to say “final score arsenal 1 Chelsea 15” 😂

I've cold hands I can definitely do. Revenge will be sweet...

No no no. Revenge should be a waiting game. Don’t take any action now and let it all go cold.

Put cornflakes in his shoes