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Perfect GOT ending

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99ProblemsButAnItchAintOne · 29/04/2019 23:58

I’ve been lying here unable to sleep since I watched GOT thinking about what the perfect ending would be...
Arya borrows Jaime’s face and goes to kill Cersei, she kills Euron Greyjoy, slaughters The Mountain and stabs Cersei in the belly killing her and her unborn child and as revenge for the red wedding.
She subsequently realised she’s pregnant, marries Gendry the Baratheon bastard and takes the iron throne, Daenerys bends the knee to her uniting all 7 kingdoms. The Hound is appointed protector of Ayra’a child.
Samwell gets a knighthood.
Jaime admits Brienne is the love of his life and she carries him over the threshold.
Greyworm and Missandei get to the beaches of Naath and lie happily in the sun.
Sansa and Tyrion realise they’re made for each other and finally get together.
Final scene Daenerys and Jon Snow go to comfort the remaining dragon to find it’s laid 3 eggs.
Boom. Full circle.

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SihtricsHorseWitnere · 30/04/2019 00:00

In the books Jaime already fancied Brienne. Sansa remembered how kind Tyrion was to her and preferred being married to him than the others foisted on her.

Pieceofpurplesky · 30/04/2019 00:02

What about Tormond?

99ProblemsButAnItchAintOne · 30/04/2019 00:03

I know that! I’m just saying it would be the perfect ending 😂
Not sure what to do about Tormund in my ideal scenario... I suspect he’ll be dead Sad but I love him

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CazM2012 · 30/04/2019 00:04

But Arya can not borrow a face, the person has to be dead for her to use them? Not Jamie!!! Sad I just want Cersei to die now! Angry

SihtricsHorseWitnere · 30/04/2019 00:04

Tormond discovers he's gay and runs off with Varys for a sexless gay relationship.

99ProblemsButAnItchAintOne · 30/04/2019 00:06

Tormund could have unrequited lust for Yara instead because she’s a badass.

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Dairyqueen2 · 30/04/2019 00:06

I think you've probably pretty much got it right except a) I think Cersei will kill Jaime and b) arya will kill The Hound, as she swore she would. They won't ALL live happily ever after Wink. Like the Dragon idea tho ...

99ProblemsButAnItchAintOne · 30/04/2019 00:07

@CazM2012 oh yes!
Maybe Jaime dies heroically saving Brienne and then she ends up with Tormund having 7ft offspring

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99ProblemsButAnItchAintOne · 30/04/2019 00:08

Nah I don’t think Arya will kill the hound, they’ve developed too much of a weird bond since then. He’s almost fatherly with her.

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CazM2012 · 30/04/2019 00:11

I think there will be a fight between the hound and the mountain, finish off what was started when they were children. I also think Tyrion May be the one to end Cersei tbh, maybe after she kills Jamie Sad

Halloumimuffin · 30/04/2019 00:13

No more Arya, already annoyed at how much she's been featured as she is my least favourite character.

Want Sansa to have secretly learnt all her best Cersei moves and engineer her way to the throne with Tyrion at her side. I THINK historically, based on the wars of the roses, that's the closest thing to a true ending.

No jamie or brienne deaths. Jon and daenerys to die.

99ProblemsButAnItchAintOne · 30/04/2019 00:14

You think Jon and Dany will die? Nah then who would look after the dragons?

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99ProblemsButAnItchAintOne · 30/04/2019 00:15

Sansa is boring 😴 I’m team Arya

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Huntlybyelection · 30/04/2019 00:15

Er, obviously the perfect ending is Brienne and Tormund having giant monster babies.

Aside from that... no longer making predictions!

99ProblemsButAnItchAintOne · 30/04/2019 00:15

@CazM2012 ooo interesting. Yes the hound and the mountain in a showdown would be amazing

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SihtricsHorseWitnere · 30/04/2019 00:18

Think the dragons have to go or we'll be stuck with highly irritating Jon/Aegon and Dany, fate worse than being stabbed with a Valyrian steel dagger.

Halloumimuffin · 30/04/2019 00:19

I don't think they will both die, but I want them to. Think dany is more likely (sigh...boring jon is almost definitely making it to the end)

I can't stand how they developed arya so there is no longer any imperfection to her. She's a Mary Sue. Best fighter, best war strategist, best...sexer apparently.

Halloumimuffin · 30/04/2019 00:20

Someone has to mirror the mad king. It's either dany and she's killed by Jon, or Cersei and she's killed by Jamie...also is there still more wildfire under kings landing?

99ProblemsButAnItchAintOne · 30/04/2019 00:21

Jon cannot continue to shag his aunt Envy (not envy)
Maybe she’ll get pregnant and die giving birth to a dragon and it’ll rip out of her like that scene in Alien

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99ProblemsButAnItchAintOne · 30/04/2019 00:23

@Halloumimuffin I think they’ve just made Arya mature this season. Her character has been through the most and is best suited to be on the throne... I think the storyline has engineered for her to end up as ruler

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SihtricsHorseWitnere · 30/04/2019 00:24

Arya WAS pretty bad ass in the books, to be fair.

Drogosnextwife · 30/04/2019 00:28

Apparently dany does in child birth. Cersei dies and Bran end up on the throne. Heard that from DP no idea where he gets his info though 😂. I still can't sleep either! I didn't think I was going to be able to watch it all the way through, I was wearing headphones and kept having to take them out!

99ProblemsButAnItchAintOne · 30/04/2019 00:35

Bran?!!! He’s a shit character I’d be so disappointed if that happens

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BornFeral · 30/04/2019 00:38

It was very intense. Think I'm slightly traumatized by it all Blush

SihtricsHorseWitnere · 30/04/2019 00:39

Bran is shit! I agree.

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