To expect DP to feed me.

[HerRoyalFattyness]

I don't mean literally feed me. And yes, i know IAB completely U.

But I'm hungry! And i dont wanna move. So surely he should go and make me something to eat?

Hmmppff.

But to LTB you need to move as well....life is hard.

You could have made yourself something in the time it took to write your post.

like urgh i know. Moving sucks.

baggy but that would require moving! Sitting on my phone does not.

Looks like you'll have to starve then, your RoyalLazyness

Your username is making me laugh, so thanks

Just order a takeaway, your royal fattyness?

single nooooo
taco but i don't get paid until tomorrow so takeaway isn't an option. That would also require standing up to answer the door.

I’ve just had a bacon/egg sarnie made for me as I slob on the sofa being ‘lazy’. I can rent my DP out for £12 ph if you like Op.

😴

maddie tempting...

Mr Ishoos is decorating so won’t make my braakfast! I think he’s just being mean as could easily multi task.

ishoos hes definitely just being mean. Decorating is no excuse!

MrMabel is the complete opposite. He will not stop cooking. I still have indigestion from last night’s feast. Have just been in the kitchen and he is making roast beef, Yorkshire pudding, roast potatoes and six different vegetables!
I really love that man.
I am putting on some weight though.

Oooh getoff im already fat, so putting on weight isn't an issue to me. Wanna swap?

Mr Mabel should do deliveries!

I feel your pain unfortunately I have 3 DCs to feed and DH is working today. I really just want to veg out on the sofa and watch power rangers with the 2 oldest while the baby naps! DH makes an amazing Sunday dinner when he's off too. Is is really that bad to gives give the kids eastern eggs for lunch

He really should. He already runs a full Deliveroo-style service between the kitchen and the sofa.
Also does all grocery shopping and will, at any time, go out for anything I fancy eating, should we not have it in already. If Carlsberg made husbands.....

He’s being extremely selfish. He should be waiting on you hand and foot!

I know how you feel though. I had to make my own baked potato for lunch

onescared well depends what an eastern egg is? Is it the same as a western egg?

DP may have redeemed himself. He cut a heart into my sandwich

Mr MOLD is sitting on the sofa swearing at the tv - football and obvs losing. Fat Chance he'll make me anything. He did bring me up some mints and an apple earlier. Donimos is in its way.

HerRoyalFattyness

onescared well depends what an eastern egg is? Is it the same as a western egg?
grin

DP may have redeemed himself. He cut a heart into my sandwich grin

Hehe my fat fingers on my phone = some great typos I think your DP is redeemed. I need to shop I have nothing in the house that doesn't require actually putting together ingredients I just don't have the energy for that today. Fish fingers for DCs it is. I might actually wait until DH finishes at 6 and persuade him to cook for me or maybe my unicorn will pick something up for me

Oooh, i proper fancy fish fingers now!

Iv not long finished a lovingly prepared heated up leftover curry and roti that he even carried through to me and now he's doing a water-change on the fish tanks while I'm sitting in my pj's debating wether I can be arsed to put a wash on.

I'm currently debating sending dh out to McDonald's as im hungover after last night.

ginky i too am in my jammies.
duchess maccys is alright, but doesnt fill me. Im always hungry again an hour or so later. Although that could just be me neing a pig.

I did eventually get dressed because my online shop arrived and I had to take my neighbour her bits. I very charitably because I'm not lazy and I'm such a good person let my elderly neighbour add some things to my shop and take them round to her.

I am at this moment thinking its late enough to put them back on!