How wrong is it to have the raging horn for Gavin Williamson?

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Just been researching who might have broken the Official Secrets Act and leaked the Huawei information from the NSC. Then followed up with extra research on each of the scurrilous candidates.

Gavin Williamson seems like a dreadful person.

But...phew-ee tiger!

He's thick as pig shit

Very. HTH.

He's thick as pig shit

Looks good though!

What a complete tosser.
Him, not you (though given your inclination....

Seriously, if he and I were the last people on earth, bye bye human kind.

I heard him speak once on TV and it sent me into a pit of despair.

That photo seems very flattering too.

I worked very closely with him not so long ago.

He is vile.

He can't even be a dastardly cad because he's a dick and he's stupid. Plus he's fairly hideous really.

I was all set to say very, but that photo has made me come over all unnecessary. However, the real Gavin isn't half so attractive in looks or personality so...

Very

Quintella - It's a miracle! I'm cured!

When did this MN trend for getting a damp gusset over Tory politicians begin anyway?

I know - I've shocked myself. It must be perimenopause or something.

You do know that he’s referred to as r Pike around Westminster? Repeat, complete tosser.
I hope to Christ he is the leak and dispensed with rapidly. If he - God forbid - ever became PM we’d be at war with somewhere within the year.
Just to re-emphasise, Complete - and utter - tosser. Hope you’ve got that

I will sing the Red Flag any time O Christmas Tree is played at Christmas and my earliest memory is marching, shouting 'Maggie Maggie Maggie! Out! Out! Out!' So it feels like a complete perversion, as if I'd discovered a taste for tentacle porn or something.

Private Pike

OP, you need a bath and a whiskey. And then stare at google images of a young Paul Newman for half an hour. That should cure you.

Yep, it's working...

Have you heard him speak? That might put you off...

Didn't he tell Russia to 'shut up and go away' after the Salisbury nerve agent attack?

Yabu. He's fucking awful.

EncroachingLoaf I know! I'm disgusted with myself. I'm just working out how disgusted.

Blow up dolls have more wit and sparkle. Last man on earth would be too soon.

Maybe you are going down with a nasty virus. I really can't think of any other explanation.

Didn't Nancy Friday say the reason for some apparently completely horrendous fantasies was to absolve the female of 'guilt' (he did it to me I couldn't help it). I'm sure fancying Tories is a bit like that (you are a closet Tory but can't admit it to yourself). Although best sex I ever had (after DH) was with a Tory (admittedly not a politician) so maybe it's because they are actually very sexy. Or maybe you just happened to find the one flattering photo ever taken of Gavin Williamson and believed the camera never lies. Who knows?

Trivia: apparently David Cameron used to call him Gavelaaaa like they call Gavin in Gavin & Stacey.

Omg, there's little hope you

Yabvvvvvvvvvvvvu - he is an idiot and sadly our mp, he is not that good looking in the flesh! Listen to him speak, that might cure you shaking head in despair

Paul Newman. Sigh..

Giggling ninny