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How wrong is it to have the raging horn for Gavin Williamson?

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ElizabethinherGermanGarden · 26/04/2019 20:41

Just been researching who might have broken the Official Secrets Act and leaked the Huawei information from the NSC. Then followed up with extra research on each of the scurrilous candidates.

Gavin Williamson seems like a dreadful person.

But...phew-ee tiger!

How wrong is it to have the raging horn for Gavin Williamson?
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ElizabethinherGermanGarden · 26/04/2019 21:51

CountFosco (great name!) I usually only do politics on the radio so never know what anyone looks like - this was the first photo I saw of him and was bamboozled/overcome.

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CountFosco · 26/04/2019 22:04

ElizabethinherGermanGarden I also like your name!

Langrish · 26/04/2019 22:30

Can’t tell you how heartened I am by this thread so far. Whoever the wanker politician on previous, similar ones, some weirdos always ooze out of the woodwork to agree with the OP’s perverted, twisted fantasy.

On this one, no one has deviated. They all concur, you’re demented. Hallelujah.

TheSpottedZebra · 26/04/2019 23:10

If we're doing confessions of my tory crush, I quite fancied Johnny Mercer. Ex marine etc etc.
But he was a bit of a knob on Have I got News For You this evening and thusly I am cured.

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ElizabethinherGermanGarden · 27/04/2019 07:04

Langrish Even I concur!

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longwayoff · 27/04/2019 07:46

Utterly, utterly wrong OP. No no no no.No no no no

longwayoff · 27/04/2019 07:49

Tentacle porn??? Actually, no, don't tell me thanks.

TheNumberfaker · 27/04/2019 07:58

Isn’t he the one that keeps a tarantula in his office?

MorrisZapp · 27/04/2019 07:58

I would ten out of ten bang Boris Johnson. And Michael Portillo if he was twenty years younger and ungay.

I had a Maggie Maggie Maggie, out out out childhood too.

Freud would have a veritable field day.

longwayoff · 27/04/2019 08:35

No morris, wrong. But have you seen bozza's bro, Jo? That might be worth a dalliance

countrygirl99 · 27/04/2019 09:05

MorrisZapp I can almost understand Portillo as he can talk intelligently about non political topics but BoJo? Have you considered therapy?

Jamiefraserskilt · 27/04/2019 09:11

Do check out the head honcho at BT. Mr Patterson is appallingly handsome even though he runs a shit shower.

RHTawneyonabus · 27/04/2019 09:17

He used to keep a pet spider call Cronos in his office which to me just smacks of a desperation to be more interesting than he is.

I have to say re the leak I thought only he and Penny were thick enough to do this in such a manifestly crass way, but the leaker has been consistently referred to as he....

MorrisZapp · 27/04/2019 09:23

Rachel Johnson has the best hair in Britain. Bring me the hair of RaJo.

MargaretOfAnjou · 27/04/2019 16:47

Ok, so slightly off topic.. but in keeping with political figures that are fanciable ...and
historically speaking .. RFK has to be up there . I would...

Kennedy cursed be cursed... what a night that would be ..., i would!

...

How wrong is it to have the raging horn for Gavin Williamson?
Whizzler · 27/04/2019 16:48

JFK Jr for me please.

MargaretOfAnjou · 27/04/2019 16:50

@Whizzler no, RFK every time! !

MargaretOfAnjou · 01/05/2019 18:28

Oh dear! He's out!

Ktay · 01/05/2019 18:32

Oh dear Gav 😬

Got a few more pics from his insta if that helps

Ktay · 01/05/2019 18:33

Did they attach??

How wrong is it to have the raging horn for Gavin Williamson?
How wrong is it to have the raging horn for Gavin Williamson?
How wrong is it to have the raging horn for Gavin Williamson?
PositiveVibez · 01/05/2019 18:36

In the original OP, he definitely has a touch of the Alan Partridge about him. "Kiss my face"

Littleoakhorn · 01/05/2019 18:37

Thick as mince. Don’t go there.

countrygirl99 · 01/05/2019 18:37

He will have time for you now OP

NoTheresa · 01/05/2019 18:47

What a dimwit.

ForalltheSaints · 01/05/2019 18:52

Good riddance to the man. Pity Chris Grayling is not sacked as well.

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