To ask any GOT fans if 'King Joffery' dies?

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(some spoilers Of old seasons in case anyone else is new to watching it too!)
This is just a bit of lighthearted thread

So thanks to a now TV pass from McDonald's monopoly we've started trying game of thrones. I know I'm late to the party but last night we finished the episode where Joffery got a right telling off from tyrion over publicy beating and shaming Sansa for her brothers actions and I just need to know if he will eventually get what's coming to him. DP keeps telling me not to spoil it for myself but he's no fun Tired of shouting at my TV not knowing whether he will get justice

Does Google not work on your machine?

Haha just waiting for it! When you watch it for the first time it's hugely unexpected!

Google works the best it can on this old phone Don't want to risk looking it up and finding loads of spoilers so thought I'd make a lighthearted thread

Do many deaths await you

Listen to your DP!!! Part of the joy of watching the first time is the not knowing! Best thing to do is cancel all plans and binge watch. Be strong and stay away from spoilers OP!! Beware of the internet for it is dark and full of spoilers.

SPOILERS

Sadly, no. He comes across Dany’s dragons a couple of series on and they switch allegiance to him because he has a dragon glass sword which they recognise as being wielded by the true king. In the latest series he’s about to obliterate the white walkers and reunite the 7 kingdoms.

Lots of characters get what's coming to them. You'll be cheering like mad but shocked at the same time.

With game of thrones just mentally prepare yourself for the fact that it can take seasons not episodes for justice to be served and a lot of really shit stuff can happen in the meantime.

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Was meant to be helping DF paint the bedroom in new house but told him we need a few days off to binge, gonna get the popcorn when DP comes home

Yup. Poisoned.

He escapes death and takes up mindfulness, OP, and it completely changes him. Just wait for next season - the scenes in the yoga studio with him and Cersei are priceless.

No he becomes an all powerful ruler who everyone hates and regularly has his mother bend at the foot of the throne so he can use her as a footrest.

The only issue he has is his penis dramatically shrivelled due to an as yet unknown sexual disease which means he can't at the moment sire an heir but he has a whole team working on it!

OMG I’m SO excited for you being able to watch it all with fresh eyes, it is bloody brilliant!

Be assured that “you can’t cure cunt “ so loads and loads of death awaits. Some of it will literally take your breath away.

The red wedding will blow your MIND!!!

Hahahahahhahhaahahahaah.
No. He’s the only left at the end.
PS also jealous that you get to watch it all with fresh eyes.

Gosh and you haven't even met Ramsay Bolton yet.

Oh you have sooooooo much to come. My favourite bit was when Joffrey and The Mountain opened their organic fair trade pottery shop and adopted 6 kittens. Too cute.

No, he ends up meeting and falling in love with Khal Drogo, mostly for his eyeliner and he and Danaerys have a dragon battle to win his heart. And make-up skills.

If you loath him it'll feel a very satisfying what happens to him.

I would suggest not spoiling it for yourself as being able to watch it like this 🙁😦🤤 is part of the fun.

I binge watched series 1-5 a couple of years ago when I was off work with a chest infection!

You have so much greatness and shocking scenes to come! Enjoy!

I can’t believe someone won McDonald’s monopoly!

Wait till the bits with theon greyjoy. I've never wanted a TV character to die more.

OMG I'm so excited for you getting to experience GOT now, with minimal waiting for closure.

I'm sorry I will not spoil it for you. King Joffrey's fate must be discovered at the right time, going the long way round.

I will say that you have so much more to come. You will weep, sob, recoil in horror and scream at the tv. (Red wedding is one hell of an episode!)

Enjoy it.