To think they're shagging?

[TrixieFranklin]

Nanny Plum and Wise Old Elf..

Surely they're shagging, or have a past, or at least there's a whole lot of sexual tension there!?

There's a history, I'll grant you.

Nah, it's Red Beard she's after for a bit of rough

Princess Purl and Bevel are too. Everyone’s at it.

Doubtful - she'd have killed him in a KY Jelly flood by now 😉

They aren't shagging but they want to

@KM99

Yes totally

Princess Purl and Bevel are too.

Oh...definitely.

@KM99 🤣😂

Aint redbeard wise old elfs son?

He could be their secret love child?

But then if wise old elf touched nanny plum he would be living up to magic always leads to trouble

@KM99 I've just snorted Prosecco out of my nose but it was totally worth it!

Grandad Dog & Granny Pig definitely had a thing in the past. Maybe even an affair. It's why Grandad Pig hates him so much and why Grandad Dog takes the piss out of him so much.

Definitely. You can cut the sexual tension with a knife.

Yanbu! I can’t believe I never saw it before. I bet they’re into all sorts too .

I always had a thing for King Thistle

@iklboo I think you're definitely onto something there

@KM99 Nooooooooo. The great jelly flood is my favourite episode (along with Gaston's how clean is your house mash up) and now you've gone and KY'd it

She fancies him. She is annoyed with herself, because he's a sneery, mansplaining prick.

If they haven't already, they will.