To ask you what feature you would add or remove from social media? (lighthearted)

[Forthepurposesofthetape]

I would have an anonymous "who gives a shit"
alert button, which I personally would use for all the people who publicly tag their mate on an in-joke or when they're arranging to go out together. Why can't you just privately message them? Why does everyone else have to see a joke they don't understand or arrangements they're excluded from?!

I would also have a "stealth brag" alert button you can press anonymously when you see one! I might wear that one out!

Oh I'd love for people to not be able to check in at a hospital

Or if they could still do it it automatically flashed up attention seeking post

Ha yes!!!

a meh button or a eye rolling symbol

Not social media exactly, but I would remove the cc option from all email.

A Virtue Signalling / I Call Bullshit button - you don't really give a shit in your day to day life about the people of Syria, Disabled Children, Dementia, etc so don't post on SM like you really do.

Give me the choice to 'I Call Bullshit' and then I might think SM is worthwhile.

An eyeroll reaction

I would also introduce a limit on photos - my friend posts about 40 photos every day of every move her children make!