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To Smother Him

16 replies

ItsWitchingTime · 17/04/2019 00:04

Before I start this is completely light hearted!

Would I be entirely unreasonable to smoother 'dear' husband with a pillow! The overgrown beast is currently lay diagonally across the bed snoring like a freight train!

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EL8888 · 17/04/2019 00:09

Go for it! I used to threaten my ex with that

cherryblossomgin · 17/04/2019 00:19

If you got a married female judge you would get away with it. DH does the same and then he lies with his knees in the air.

Samind · 17/04/2019 00:20

Been there with the snoring and night time twitching aswell. A little dunt to the ribs- oops sorry I was trying to get comfortable should work 😂😂

Ferfeckssake · 17/04/2019 00:21

God .The snoring. Packing up my pillow atm. Won't use it on him, taking into spare room with me. The fecking bed is shaking.

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ItsWitchingTime · 17/04/2019 00:24

I'd much prefer him lay with his knees in the air😂 he's done that hole snort thing right down my ear😷 I usually stick my toes in his knees and jab him a little but he's being a stubborn oaf tonight....

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chesterfuckingdraws · 17/04/2019 00:24

I sleep with earplugs because DH snores so badly. I thought someone was stealing DHs motorbike at 0415 yesterday morning....it was his snoring!

Greeborising · 17/04/2019 00:27

I can tolerate the snoring, it’s the ‘clicking’ I can’t stand!
You know when all is quiet then you get these random cluuuckkkkit noises 😳

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ItsWitchingTime · 17/04/2019 00:27

Christ on a bike, I laughed but that's awful, I can't wear earplugs though, I can't stand things in my ear and we have a 9 month old whose yet to discover the joy of sleep

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mcjx · 17/04/2019 00:29

Ha I wrote the exact same thread a few weeks ago! Snoring is terrible Angry

bumblebee1987 · 17/04/2019 00:30

Do it. I may follow suit. I'm 37 weeks pregnant, and am on the verge of insisting that DH spends the remainder of my pregnancy sleeping in the garden!

Greeborising · 17/04/2019 00:32

I mentioned on a previous thread about snoring that a well known cure was sewing a potato into the back of his pyjamas so that he can’t roll onto his back.
Given that lots of men theses days don’t wear pyjamas, I recommend stuffing the potato up his arse

mcjx · 17/04/2019 00:33

@bumblebee1987 me also!!

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ItsWitchingTime · 17/04/2019 00:36

We've progressed from freight train snoring to almost porno moaning snoring, this is ridiculous, I'm going to watch Grey's anatomy.

If you do bumblebee I'll give you an alibi😂

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bumblebee1987 · 17/04/2019 00:38

@mcjx - Ah congrats! Good luck with everything Grin Let's hope we manage to refrain from smothering our partners before the babies arrive Wink

bumblebee1987 · 17/04/2019 00:40

Haha, excellent, thanks witching , I'll be in touch for my alibi Grin

gokartdillydilly · 17/04/2019 01:50

I just gently nudged my freight train husband to quit snoring, and he rolled over, nudged me, and told me to 'shush' Hmm

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