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To be disconcerted by my new naked neighbour ...

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TheLittleDogLaughed · 14/04/2019 18:48

I live in an upper floor flat in a large house converted into flats. The house next door has been vacant for nearly a year, being renovated. The new owners moved in on Friday.

This afternoon as I've been working at my desk, in front of the window overlooking my garden and the gardens on either side, I've been treated to the sight of an elderly man mowing the lawn wearing nothing but a sunhat and some flip-flops.

I'm genuinely confused about what to think. It's their garden of course. I have a teenage daughter whose bedroom window overlooks the gardens who will probably find it hilarious; dh already found it amusing until the man's wife joined him around an hour ago - you guessed it, stark naked!

It's sunny today but really cold; I dread to think what will happen in summer ...

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TheGrapefulDread · 15/04/2019 17:23

Omg You could win the Janet and Roy lottery and they are Helga und Helmut on a Swiss witness relocation programme. That’s why the other chap was wearing a t-shirt to conceal his shoulder holster !

ALongHardWinter · 15/04/2019 17:59

Bloody hell! Not really the weather for naked lawn mowing.

MyLadyDeadlock · 15/04/2019 18:14

Could be interesting if he uses a chainsaw...

Imagine the barbecues they will be hosting in the summer...anyone for a sausage Grin

Rockmysocks · 15/04/2019 18:23

Guffawed at Peppa Pig cupcakes! And Yes - Nudiknits! Waiting for vicar and policeman to turn up now!

flameycakes · 15/04/2019 18:31

My neighbours would need therapy if I started doing the gardening in the buff lol

Blatherskite · 15/04/2019 18:41

"The other man is naked except for a t-shirt." Ah the 'Potty training toddler' look. A classic Grin

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