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Things that are really weird when you think about them

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Shitshitshitshit · 10/04/2019 18:55

Someone said to me today that balloons are like a plastic bag of someone's breath...

I'd never thought of it like that before and to be honest it made me feel a bit nauseous!

Do you have anymore examples of things that are actually really fucking weird when you think about it?

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Shitshitshitshit · 11/04/2019 09:59

I just thought how weird it is that I've only had 27 Christmases. I've only ever seen 27 summers, winters, springs etc... and some of those I won't even remember, yet it feels like so many more.

And time always seems to go so fast until I think about what I was doing 5 years ago and how long ago that feels and how much has happened or changed since then.

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haverhill · 11/04/2019 10:00

I’m 48 and my paternal grandfather was born in 1881. He was almost 50 when my dad was born, and my dad was 40 when I was born in 1970.

Justonemorepancake · 11/04/2019 10:01

Cohabiting with cats.
Black holes and anything to do with really large numbers.

Shitshitshitshit · 11/04/2019 10:12

Cohabiting with cats

Agreed, I love mine but I'm pretty sure he hates me most of the time. That's if he's even around, most days he just fucks off and doesn't come back until the evening and even then it's only because that's when I feed him.

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thatmustbenigelwiththebrie · 11/04/2019 10:14

re colours - I always say things are navy blue that other people call black. There is an ongoing feud at home, for example, about the colour of one of towels.

My 3 year old niece came to stay and referred to the "black towel". OH turned to me triumphantly and said "HA! Told you!".

So maybe I see colours differently. Who knows?

Madhairday · 11/04/2019 10:18

Love this thread.

I often think about the coincidences that lead to the existence of individuals. Like if my dad and his mate hadn't got drunk and gatecrashed a college dance, I wouldn't be here. If my nana hadn't accidently been given the job of tour guide at cadburys because someone else got ill and my grandad in management hadn't spotted her my mum wouldn't be here. Etc etc. Mind blowing really, but also just what it is, because if I wasn't here I wouldn't have a mind to be blown about it all 😂

I often think about the cosmological constants too and how we're balanced on a razor thin knife edge, and how it all works. Incredible and beautiful.

Black holes and time - now they just utterly flummox and amaze me at the same time.

Where gender stereotyping came from. Who thought girls should only like pink and boys blue? So weird.

The internet, radio, TV, all things tech. Completely astounding if you think about it.

Glass, plastic etc. Who thought of how to get this stuff together?

I love our diversified, crazy, highly intelligent universe!

ILoveMaxiBondi · 11/04/2019 10:29

Cohabiting with cats makes total sense to me. If we didn’t have cats I’d have to try and make a purrito out of my 9yo and that wouldn’t be anywhere near as cute. I’d need a much bigger rug for starters.

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Shitshitshitshit · 11/04/2019 10:33

No fair! I'd lose an eye if I tried to make a purrito out of mine Sad

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U2HasTheEdge · 11/04/2019 10:37

Amazing thread!

I was once at a party of teachers and one woman had 3 fingers sewn onto her inner forearm and they moved! She must have been waiting for a finger transplant or something. I never knew they did them 20 or so years ago. That was I think the strangest thing I've ever seen.

This just made my day! What were you drinking/taking @Boysey45

BlindAssassin1 · 11/04/2019 10:37

Where gender stereotyping came from. Who thought girls should only like pink and boys blue? So weird.

Didn't it used to be the other way around? How did we decide that no, actually let's change that and this is the new way of thinking. Like men used to wear tights and now trousers are standard. How do we decide collectively that now something that was once the norm is now ridiculous.

Shitshitshitshit · 11/04/2019 10:43

I know, Boysey you can't just drop that in the thread and then leave us to fend for ourselves. I demand answers about the lady with fingers in her arm!

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CandidaAlbicans · 11/04/2019 10:48

Dancing. When did humans decide it was fun to flail their arms and legs about like that? Even weirder is when it was decided that the arm and leg movements had to be just so or it's "wrong" (think Strictly).

BadPennyNoBiscuit · 11/04/2019 10:51

thatmustbenigelwiththebrie There are different shades of black dye so its more likely that you can see the true shade, which can be blue-black, green-black or red-black.

thenewaveragebear1983 · 11/04/2019 10:53

Our local pool is heated using 'energy' from the crematorium next door. I know this should be perfectly normal and it's eco friendly and pioneering technology etc but it's way too weird for me and I will not swim there!

JaneJeffer · 11/04/2019 10:55

There are different shades of black dye and one of those is only for priests' socks.

thenewaveragebear1983 · 11/04/2019 10:58

And also: if you are overweight and you work out how many pounds you've gained over your lifetime, and what that equates to in terms of food, it works out something ridiculous like (for me) an extra 500 calories a month. Which makes it impossible that anyone can really maintain their weight through appetite control alone, because no one is that accurate. Just getting up earlier on one day a week could burn an extra 500 cals a month. There must be more to it than simply eating the right number of calories. And yet we're all told all the time that calories in/calories out is so important.

EnthusiasmIsDisturbed · 11/04/2019 11:00

That we drink animals milk

I can get hat we kill the anima for food use it’s skin/bones

But that we drink their milk that is for their babies is weird

I love milk (cows) but it is weird when I think about it

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 11/04/2019 11:25

Yes, I probably would, including dog if it tasted nice. I think if you eat animals you eat animals don't you?

I don't think that's a commonly held view, hence dog meat being illegal.

In the UK, maybe, but it’s an everyday food in several Asian countries. Many millions of people in India must be horrified at us in the West routinely eating cows.

The cruelty of the dark ages and mediaeval periods

I often wonder how we went through various stages of history. How did so many people act and think so awfully when now it would be inconceivable

I'm not convinced it’s really all that different now. We just have so many more subtle and ‘sophisticated’ – technological, legal and financial, among others - ways of showing our displeasure or outright hatred of people and inflicting horrendous pain or misery on them rather than only physical pain. Even just concentrating on physical killing though, is a bow and arrow used to kill an individual by piercing their heart inherently far more cruel than an atomic bomb dropped on an entire city, whatever the justifications?

I've thought this a lot, though, the way we trivialise or even laugh at the most abhorrent acts of centuries ago. I bought a bathroom trivia book which contains a lot of these historical facts intended to let you have a chuckle whilst you’re doing a poo (I didn't know about the cruelty 'fun facts' when I bought it, I skimmed through and only saw the ones about strange cultural customs). One that stays with me is about whichever queen it was who would regularly have a bath in young virgins’ blood, believing it to be somehow rejuvenating. Hilarious and wacky, no? Can you imagine being a terrified 13yo girl (or her parent), hearing a knock at the door and being told by a bunch of men that you’d been selected to be taken away right now to be killed and have your blood drained out of you for some evil woman to bathe in? I love a good laugh as much as anybody, but I cannot for the life of me find anything remotely amusing in that. Real, actual people living a few hundred years ago were still basically the same as us – why would the passage of a few centuries magically make utter barbarism morph into unbridled hilarity?

I suspect all the people who found poo smell “nice” died as a result of eating it and only the “poo smells bad” folk survived.

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Elephants!

Yes! How can something so enormous and powerful be so very cute?!

Money.

We stress over it and say people have too much and some not enough but it's not even real is it?

I was going to say the same thing. Coins/cash/notes/tangible currency I completely understand, as it’s basically a way of swapping your time and skills with somebody whose time and skills may be needed by somebody else but not you at that time.

Fractional Reserve banking and digital money, though, is essentially a great big con based on widespread trust (many would say deceit). A very few select organisations with ostensibly an enormous amount of money are allowed to lend it to governments, smaller companies and individuals; but instead of passing over the money they already have, they simply create a debt out of nothing and that debt is then considered actual money. For which people have to labour for decades to pay back much more than something that they borrowed, which didn't even exist until the point that they borrowed it – and still doesn't really exist, except as numbers on a computer screen.

clothes.what made people want to cover parts of their bodies when no other mammals or anything at all does.fashion.decency?protection?warmth and then evolving from that?

And of all that, why does the frivolous fashion aspect so frequently trump the much more understandable warmth and decency aspects? Full-body clothes designed to cover everything EXCEPT the private parts (actual clothes to wear outdoors in public - not just for the bedroom). In certain historical periods, it was considered the expected norm that women would wear full, floor-length dresses whenever in public, but which only started under the bust. Presumably, to show a hint of ankle would have been scandalous but just sitting there with your norks completely out and uncovered was standard.

Mind, though, they obviously had different societal norms in what they found acceptable and attractive then. Every single time I go to a NT stately home, I'm astounded by how very butch the women look and how extremely feminine the men look, by today’s standards. You can often only tell for sure which sex they are by the clothes they're wearing.

JaneJeffer · 11/04/2019 11:31

The idea that things only exist because we observe them.

DanielRicciardosSmile · 11/04/2019 11:32

Just seen I have had quite a few snarky comments and scepticism. Suggesting I don't know what the 18th century is

I'm very sorry. There was honestly no snark intended, I assumed it was a typo and you either meant 1800s (as I put in my post) or 19th century. I ask for your forgiveness.

The article you linked was fascinating, and reminded me of something I heard once about the last remaining American Civil War widow who died only recently (iirc she'd married a man 60+ years her senior who had fought in the civil war as a teenager and was entitled to the pension which passed to her on his death). I'd completely forgotten about it until now.

dustarr73 · 11/04/2019 11:32

How oxygen actually poisons humans, and I'm not talking of pollution here. Oxygen is really bad for us.

That reminds me of something i read.We are born with a certain amount of oxygen,and when its gone.We die.So everybody has a certain amount.Really freaked me out.

BillywigSting · 11/04/2019 11:37

That black isn't actually a colour, it's just the absence of light, so nothing we think of as black is actually black, it's all really just dark grey.

Some boffins made the blackest black ever recently (as in it reflects basically no light at all) and it's apparently quite disconcerting to look at

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 11/04/2019 11:47

I know how silly and obvious it sounds to say it, but the fact that you can see an extremely old person and realise that they were once exactly the same as the newborn baby you see in the same room.

The thought that, of these two inherently very similar human beings, one has a hundred years of memories behind them and is not much longer for this world whereas the other has it all still ahead of them, but (hopefully) with a great many years left to live and experience everything.

I think it's particularly poignant if you see, say, a DGGGM, DGGM, DGM, DM and a baby DD all together. In all probability, the DGGGM can do barely anything for herself any more - and yet, without her, none of the others would have been there; whereas there's every chance that the littlest (who is also currently unable to do much by herself) will still be around 100 years hence - and maybe sat there in the same family group, but now as the DGGGM herself.

Also, less poignantly, the names. Elderly people called Gladys, Ethel, Percy, Reginald etc were once babies, children and young adults with the same name! I just can't imagine a baby Ethel or Percy, but it was extremely normal back then (and, of course, names eventually cycle and come back into popular use anyway).

DarkElf · 11/04/2019 11:48

Time.
The idea that the past- even one micro second ago - no longer exists. We can't ever go back to it or see it apart from through the lense of memory. 5 minutes ago I was making tea. Those moments are gone forever.
Been thinking about this since I was 12.

Also the colour thing. Would love to 'borrow' someone else's vision just to see if what they see is what I see.

Bluntness100 · 11/04/2019 11:49

Tv for me. I can't get my head round how I can sit, listen and watch something occurring/did occur in another time and place in the comfort of my living room, as and when I please.

Really how odd is that.

Or the Internet. I can sit here and type something onto a little device called a tablet, and millions of strangers can read it and respond to me.