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To be delighted by this

31 replies

Purplehammer · 07/04/2019 14:49

Radio,4 news item.
A Rhino hunter has been eaten by a pride of lions.
After being trampled to death by elephants.
Only things found were his skull and his trousers.
A fitting end.
Doubt it’s the way the twat would have chosen to go.
🦏🦏🐘🐘🐘🐅🐅🐅

OP posts:
BadPennyNoBiscuit · 07/04/2019 14:51

I know its not actual karma but still Grin

FissionChips · 07/04/2019 14:52

Great news, hope he suffered terribly.

Ladygloss · 07/04/2019 14:52

No. I am too

HarrysOwl · 07/04/2019 14:53

Circle of life...

DragonMamma · 07/04/2019 14:54

The hunter soon became the hunted.

No more than he deserved 😁

Sexnotgender · 07/04/2019 14:55

Oh dear how sad.

BadPennyNoBiscuit · 07/04/2019 14:57

It must have been a lovely shirt.

RedDogsBeg · 07/04/2019 14:57

Not sorry that I am laughing.

boringlyboring · 07/04/2019 14:58

Natural selection at it’s finest

Purplehammer · 07/04/2019 15:17

He never dreamed he would become the ‘lions share.’
😂😂😂

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marvellousnightforamooncup · 07/04/2019 15:38

He deserved it.

Aimily · 07/04/2019 15:40

The only thing I feel bad about here is the animals that had to eat his clothes if all they found are his trousers... Or as my oh just said there has to be a monkey in a camp tee-shirt somewhere 🙈

RedDogsBeg · 07/04/2019 15:43

The other clothes would probably just have been shredded rather than eaten but I do like the idea of a monkey parading around in the missing T-shirt!

Shinesweetfreedom · 07/04/2019 15:46

Bless some good news concerning animals for a change

Sagradafamiliar · 07/04/2019 15:58

I'd never take delight in something so hideous. Bit sick really. It's one thing feeling indifferent or recognising the irony, but another to be gleeful.

katmarie · 07/04/2019 16:06

I really cant find it in me to feel sorry for this guy at all.

polarpig · 07/04/2019 16:06

I wouldn't go so far as to feel delight but I certainly had no fucks to give.

FissionChips · 07/04/2019 16:08

Why not delight? He was a horrible human and the world is a better place without him.

LellowYedbetter · 07/04/2019 16:08

Aww this has cheered me up no end :-) thanks OP!

MagnificentDelurker · 07/04/2019 16:09

I feel the same

Jinglejanglefish · 07/04/2019 16:09

I am gleeful, one less piece of shit human in the world.

BlackCatSleeping · 07/04/2019 16:11

I must admit I smiled when I read this story too. I imagined it like a scene from the jungle book with all the animals working together, even though I do realize it wasn’t actually like that.

polarpig · 07/04/2019 16:13

Why not delight? He was a horrible human and the world is a better place without him.

Because he was someone's father. Other than that, yes.

FriarTuck · 07/04/2019 16:18

If he'd been eaten by lions while out bird-watching I'd feel bad for him. Eaten while out hunting animals, yay lions! He put himself in that position while trying to take an innocent life, I can't feel much regret. If he has family then I'll be sympathetic towards them though.

IncrediblySadToo · 07/04/2019 16:19

Rough justice & totally deserved.

🤷🏻‍♀️