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To assume that the driver of this car

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JellySlice · 05/04/2019 12:48

...is a man with a veeeeerrrrry small penis?

This car has been in the only pick-up bay for over half an hour, there have been multiple announcements in the shop, and elderly and disabled shoppers have struggled to get to the taxis and cars that pick them up with their shopping.

It won't get dinted by any other car door being opened into it, but who knows what might happen as Auntie June struggles past with her trolley...

[pic edited by MNHQ]

OP posts:

Nearlythere1 · 05/04/2019 13:00

what an absolute prick he is

DGRossetti · 05/04/2019 13:02

Panicmode1 · 05/04/2019 13:03

They need to do an announcement in the store "Will the driver of the blue lamborghini please return to it - there's been an accident''. Bet he's be out pronto!

Panicmode1 · 05/04/2019 13:03

he'd....wish there was an edit function!

Knittedfairies · 05/04/2019 13:05

Or an announcement to say the pick-up truck has arrived. Idiot.

JaneEyre07 · 05/04/2019 13:06

Oh. Dear.

Talk about how to advertise your midlife crisis.

JustARandomBloke · 05/04/2019 13:08

Why can't taxis pull up behind it for the swathes of disabled and elderly people?

Yes, its almost definitely a man, yes he's parked like a nob because he's scared his precious car will get damaged, but spare me the call to tears for those who can easily sit into a car that pulls up behind it.
He's a prick, but it's fairly low level in the scheme of things.

MarthasGinYard · 05/04/2019 13:23

I think Jaasoon Kunt

Should have his car physically removed

What a tacky vehicle

araiwa · 05/04/2019 13:24

What a revolting post

Envy makes people say some stupid shit like the op

araiwa · 05/04/2019 13:28

Envy also makes nasty spiteful people do stupid things like thinking its funny to damage someones car because its worth more than their house

Vulpine · 05/04/2019 13:29

To be fair I've rarely seen a handsome man drive a car like that. I think they're vile vehicles.

FriarTuck · 05/04/2019 13:30

It's very identifying if the Daily Mail pick it up given his number plate is visible.

FudgeBrownie2019 · 05/04/2019 13:30

A news report in our local paper a couple of years ago was that
man once parked his very expensive car in the parent and child spaces at our local Sainsburys (on a Saturday, when the whole world is at Sainsburys) and over the tannoy they declared "would the man with the x car please come to customer services as there's been an incident". It turned out that a disgruntled shopper parked next to him watched him very deliberately use a space he wasn't entitled to and let her small child accidentally drive their trolley back to the trolley park via the side of the lovely car.

Obviously I'm not condoning this, but there's an irony to someone using wider spaces to avoid dings then having a large trolley rammed into the drivers-side door.

femidom12 · 05/04/2019 13:31

Because a woman can't own or drive or badly park a supercar

MarthasGinYard · 05/04/2019 13:31

Araiwa....

Are you going to move it anytime soon then??

GabriellaMontez · 05/04/2019 13:33

Araiwa has a really small penis...

whifflesqueak · 05/04/2019 13:34

Allow me to share this nugget.

Nothing says entitlement like parking your Range Rover diagonally over a disabled bay.

CuriousaboutSamphire · 05/04/2019 13:36

We have a young man about town who parks his bright yellow version in the Lord Mayors space, cos it is convenient and usually empty as the mayor no longer has a formal cr and uses a smaller space at he back of the building. I bet White (twatty man) doesn't pull the "I didn't notice' excuse when the POLICE ONLY sign gets painted on the road!

There's another with a huge 4 x 4 who parks behind some bollards in a bus lane, cos it isn't actually part of the roadway, even though it is in a no cars, buses and taxis only zone!

Both pay the tickets cos they 'literally' a bathe in money.

And yes, you can easily tell where I live by that first story, it has made the tabs for the last 2 or 3 years

JustARandomBloke · 05/04/2019 13:37

@Fudgebrownie

To me, the woman with the child is a far bigger arsehole in that instance than the man with the car. What do you think? I know you say you're not condoning it, but it's not hard to imagine you smirking at it either (based on nothing more than the way you've worded your post)

vintanner · 05/04/2019 13:40

I love this one ...

vintanner · 05/04/2019 13:41

Tried to attach a pic but didn't work.

Vulpine · 05/04/2019 13:43

And I've rarely seen a woman drive a car like that.

wonkylegs · 05/04/2019 13:46

I once witnessed a bright yellow Maserati pull into the disabled bay closest to the door, the driver jump out and run inside. He's quite well known and definitely not disabled and had no badge. So I walked in gave the customer services desk his registration and made a complaint. To their credit Tesco's staff called him over the tannoy straight away, telling him there had been an incident and said they would be fining him as per their parking t&cs, security escorted him to his car.

Letsnotusemyname · 05/04/2019 13:56

Bad news....a blue Lamborghini is on fire.

Good news..... it’s out now.

FudgeBrownie2019 · 05/04/2019 14:16

@justaramdombloke I think both are arseholes, to be honest. And I also think that since I wouldn’t do either of those things, it’s alright to laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of others.

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