things that have annoyed me thus far today include fucking Warburton's Toastie bread not quite fitting in the toaster resulting in inedible charred and blackened ends and untoasted middle, the caramel in my millionaire shortbread is really some sort of weird super glue/fudge hybrid and has become the stickiest substance known to [wo]man, my DH, the ironing pile seems to have multiplied over night and is now taking over my entire field of vision. Stay tuned for more.