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To be amazed that some people actually believe the earth is flat.

136 replies

Sweetlittlepug · 04/04/2019 15:56

Just that really, and they also believe NASA is fake and man didn't really land on the moon. It's like they don't believe anything. Shock

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ForalltheSaints · 04/04/2019 19:50

I'm not amazed.

Elvis isn't dead either.

user1497863568 · 04/04/2019 20:52

They are 'plants' so as to discredit far more valid conspiracy theories.

CarmineStarman · 04/04/2019 21:25

Answer me this OP- if the world is spherical, how come I haven't fallen off yet? You think I'm stupid enough to believe that Gravel Tea holds us in place? Cuz you can call it whatever you want but I don't believe in magic.

wineoclockthanks · 04/04/2019 21:53

I saw a wonderful post online which advertised The Flat Earth Society with the strap line
'Thousands of members around the globe'. Grin

JaneJeffer · 04/04/2019 22:01

If the earth is flat then what is on the other side?

Wouldn't it still be floating in space?

TheSandman · 04/04/2019 22:56

Flat earth belief is not new, it was quite popular before Columbus , it's only recently where the internet allows stupid to talk to crazy that it is gaining traction with the logic impaired.

If you are implying that Columbus's trip somehow proved the world was round to a general flat earthy populous then I'm not sure that's quite true - most people at the time of Columbus's voyage* agreed the world was round. What they did disagree upon was how BIG it was.

  • -at least those who discussed such things - most people were too busy trying to keep themselves fed, the right side of the church and not dying from any number diseases to care.
SelkieRinnNaMara · 04/04/2019 22:58

I think they 'believe' it to be part of the tribe. To belong

PrincessFiorimonde · 04/04/2019 23:55

I just came on to disagree with Buster72, but I see TheSandman beat me to it.

I think it was the Victorians who invented the idea that everyone before 1492 thought the Earth was flat.

IAmNotAWitch · 05/04/2019 00:00

It is the planet protecting itself. There are far too many humans and we were getting too smart for our own good.

So, now the dummies are here. They will eventually take over and run humanity into the ground. Less (possibly no) humans will mean the planet will have a chance to recover.

Climate change as well. We are the dumbest species ever. We are poisoning the habitat within which we live.

We deserve and will receive extinction. I often wish I hadn't had kids. If I knew everything I know now I wouldn't have. I feel very bad for what I have signed them up for.

Lovesabadboy · 05/04/2019 00:18

@haverhill
Are you in North Oxfordshire?
I am sure I have seen that car in my neighbourhood...unless they all have that 'slogan' on their doors!!

Ladybirdbookworm · 05/04/2019 02:00

So frustrating...why oh why would anyone want to argue that the earth is flat- what would our Governements have to gain by misleading us? I love a conspiracy theory for fun but this is just bonkers. As ex cabin crew I can honestly say that if the earth is flat why didn't our pilots just turn the 747 around when we got to the edge of the world or reverse to the next continent. Aha ...maybe we would also be spreading chem trails

haverhill · 05/04/2019 09:15

Yes, north Oxfordshire! It’s often parked near the park starting with B.

AnnieMay100 · 05/04/2019 10:38

I thought the general belief was that the land itself is flat and were inside a glass/ice dome so earth looks like a globe from space 😁 do love a conspiracy story I must admit.. anyone heard the story of the queen and Phillip ‘kidnapping’ some orphans never to be seen again

AnnieMay100 · 05/04/2019 10:49

Not orphans..children from a boarding school Blush

outpinked · 05/04/2019 10:52

I have a friend who believes all of this tripe. He thinks Michelle Obama is really a man called Michael and Joan Rivers was going to expose them so they had her killed. He’s not actually completely batshit but he watches YouTube videos and treats them as gospel.

outpinked · 05/04/2019 10:52

Oh and the Queen apparently sucks the blood from young children. I just laugh at him.

Lovesabadboy · 05/04/2019 11:22

Hahahaha! @haverhill - I thought I recognised the park too!

I live on that estate ….quite near the road where that car lives!!

How strange - small world!! Smile

haverhill · 05/04/2019 11:29

Me too!

Lovesabadboy · 05/04/2019 12:03

Well I never!

Almost neighbours!!

Sweetlittlepug · 05/04/2019 12:06

I remember that Joan Rivers thing, she actually said it and said everyone knows it too. Of course the conspiracists went into overdrive when she died "unexplainedly" soon afterwards. Shock

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Buster72 · 05/04/2019 13:12

@thesandman by "most people" you mean those well versed in mathematics, like Pythagoras.
Very Grecocentric

PregnantSea · 05/04/2019 13:33

I believe that the world is a flat disc carried by four giant elephants, supported by a giant turtle that swims through space.

And before anyone jumps in and says I have no proof - please read Terry Pratchett's Discworld series PROPERLY and then try and tell me I'm wrong.

M3lon · 05/04/2019 13:46

sweary I meant that given the flat earth model of the disk, sun, moon set up there is no physically plausible way for the disk to be in between the moon and the sun...hence no way to arrange a luna eclipse. So the question for flat earthers isn't just 'why does it look like the moon is being eclipsed by a sphere not a disk....but how did the disk get in between the sun and the moon given your model of the disk sun moon system.

I do in fact perfectly understand the actual real world version of this phenomenon!

JaneJeffer · 05/04/2019 13:48

earth looks like a globe from space but who's seen it and how did they get out of the dome to view it from above?

SaskiaRembrandt · 05/04/2019 14:30

You're all wrong, there is no 'earth' of any shape. We're all just computer simulations with artificial intelligence which makes us believe we actually exist as flesh and blood creatures. In reality, the flick of a switch and we'd cease to exist.

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